at an older age that cheese is not going to cut it (so to say) to keep one relaxed. gonna need some fiber in there to ease one’s mind in order to relax.
No worries, the USDA has got you covered. It literally has warehouses full of cheese made from subsidized milk. One reason most school lunches consist of little more than starch and cheese.
The US government still has tons of surplus cheese aging in storage. Modern Farmer ( May 25, 2022 ) Yes, the Government Really Does Stash Billions of Pounds of Cheese in Missouri Caves
BE THIS GUY about 2 months ago
Only the vegans and lactose intolerant will be arguing then — probably with each other.
BasilBruce about 2 months ago
If you eat too much cheese, you won’t be able to relax.
PaulAbbott2 about 2 months ago
Hope everyone has a Gouda day
sirbadger about 2 months ago
Is that why today’s background is yellow?
ronaldspence about 2 months ago
sounds like a gouda idea Pig!
carlsonbob about 2 months ago
Cutting the cheese is the best part!
Cornelius Noodleman about 2 months ago
This is a cheesy comic!
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
OK, maybe my taste buds aren’t too bright BUT I have never tasted the cheese on a cheeseburger. I taste the meat and fixins but cheese…not so much
Gent about 2 months ago
Phooey. Me no needs no steenky cheese.
Farside99 about 2 months ago
Found a smoky gouda with bacon. It’s now my favorite for small snacks.
ivanprime93 about 2 months ago
But I hate cheese
diazch408 about 2 months ago
Maybe a wheel of Gouda or some fried mozzarella sticks would fit the big bill.
orinoco womble about 2 months ago
Hand out turkey sandwiches instead, Pig. Maybe the tryptophan will calm them down.
enigmamz about 2 months ago
I don’t like cheese.
blunebottle about 2 months ago
I like Pig’s idea.
iggyman about 1 month ago
If it’s Swiss, your idea is full of holes!
iggyman about 1 month ago
My Grandfather used to say, “Don’t eat too much cheese, it’ll ‘Bind you up’!”
Doug K about 1 month ago
How about just smile and say “Cheese”?
cdward about 1 month ago
I keep eating a lot of cheese, but now I’m arguing with my cardiologist.
Ellis97 about 1 month ago
And a lot of burgers, pizzas, and lasagnas to go with it.
kenwarnerfordictator about 1 month ago
As cheesy as Pig can be, I love that guy.
Mugens Premium Member about 1 month ago
Substitute chesse for some chocolate (or ice cream now that I think of it) and I’m there.
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Stop! That’s my cheese. It’s nacho cheese.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago
And who is going to cut the cheese, hmmm? Riddle The Count that, if you will…
Darth Stevious about 1 month ago
I hate cheese so does that mean I get to keep arguing?
jessegooddoggy about 1 month ago
I’m not much of a cheese fan but I do stay away from most of my relatives.
grocks about 1 month ago
Gotta love Pig’s spirit.
mjjk1985 about 1 month ago
A whole lotta cheese.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Sounds like a plan.
monya_43 about 1 month ago
You should believe in cheeses. “Blessed are the cheese makers.” (The Life of Brian)
dimndno about 1 month ago
Cheese and no whine.
babka Premium Member about 1 month ago
& now the cows are sick, so……..
santa72404 about 1 month ago
As long as the cheese isn’t Casu Martzu.
klapre about 1 month ago
The government has your back. They still give away blocks of cheese to just about anyone who asks for it.
Goat from PBS about 1 month ago
That’s actually pretty good advice. With mouths full of cheese, they can’t argue as easily.
Chrisstopher about 1 month ago
Why can’t we all just get a bong?
oish about 1 month ago
Time to play some Richard Cheese & “Lounge against the Machine”
mindjob about 1 month ago
Either a cheeseburger or an omelette is fine
pheets about 1 month ago
Oh yeah.
Brilliant_Birdie about 1 month ago
What if someone’s allergic?
[Unnamed Reader - bddb15] about 1 month ago
Make mine chocolate instead of cheese. On the other hand, I guess It doesn’t matter since I gave up arguing when I left the US
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 month ago
You’ll be wasting a lot of cheese for nothing.
Eric S about 1 month ago
I’m eating cheese.. and Tillamook is OFFICIALLY BETTER than Wisconsin cheese!! #micdrop
christelisbetty about 1 month ago
Cheese Cake, please.
KEA about 1 month ago
I heard yesterday that the most stolen food in the world is cheese. (??)
eric_harris_76 about 1 month ago
No, we aren’t.
;-)
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
More wine, cheese, and sausage… less whine.
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Make it all Limburger, then sniff before you reply to them. Don’t bother if you know they are card carrying Political Party members.
rwh2 about 1 month ago
Cheese doesn’t last long in our house. Whenever I get some, I edam.
gmu328 about 1 month ago
at an older age that cheese is not going to cut it (so to say) to keep one relaxed. gonna need some fiber in there to ease one’s mind in order to relax.
Cathy P. about 1 month ago
I thought the same, until I ate a hamburger; didn’t realize there wasn’t any cheese, just noted it tasted “funny”. Then I saw there wasn’t any cheese.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member about 1 month ago
No worries, the USDA has got you covered. It literally has warehouses full of cheese made from subsidized milk. One reason most school lunches consist of little more than starch and cheese.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
The US government still has tons of surplus cheese aging in storage. Modern Farmer ( May 25, 2022 ) Yes, the Government Really Does Stash Billions of Pounds of Cheese in Missouri Caves
j.painterjones about 1 month ago
The dude from FL —-You need a nice real sharp cheddar, or other really strong flavored cheese. Better yet, also leave the burger out.
rgcviper about 1 month ago
Ahh … the power of cheese.
(As I commented on “Breaking Cat News” a couple days ago.)
Hobbes X about 1 month ago
They’ll go broke buying all that cheese. LOL.