A test of fortitude is to actually read the entirety of a Faulkner novel. Man, reading that guy’s long winded form of prose is like watching paint dry on a wall. Diametrically opposite of other writers like Hemingway whose work seemed rather “quick” to read such as The Sun Also Rises or Vonnegut (Breakfast of Champions, God Bless You Mr Rosewater).
Yes Sally, reading is important. Just think, for people that never learned to read English, today’s Peanuts column would just show a blond haired girl holding a white sheet of paper. They would not get the hidden joke behind it!
One of the more modern jokes is you don’t want Steven King to hate you. I think there was a Far Side where ??? was having a bad day then he rear-ends SK.
No…….No I Don’T!!!! That is why I read War & Peace Sally!!!!!
Well actually I read War and Peace in high school because one semester in English class our assignment was to read 1500 pages of book(s) and do reports on the books we read. War and Peace from the school library was 1612 pages long. Took me two weeks to read, one weekend to write the book report for which I got and A and I was done in English class for that semester.
knutdl about 1 month ago
Why read? Watch the 1956 epic historical drama film “War and Peace” based on Leo Tolstoy’s 1869 novel of the same name.
mccollunsky about 1 month ago
Anything but that, Sally!
Wilde Bill about 1 month ago
I don’t even care if John Steinbeck hates me.
Argythree about 1 month ago
Apparently, Leo Tolstoy really did hate someone – William Shakespeare…
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 month ago
I slogged my way through one summer. My tan was fantastic!
Hazelnut King about 1 month ago
What’s your favourite book, everyone? Mine is The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883) by Carlo Collodi.
Calvin for President ! about 1 month ago
Sure …..better than reading that book .
Izzy Moreno about 1 month ago
No, not by Leo Tolstoy.
hariseldon59 about 1 month ago
Sally doesn’t realize that he’s been dead since 1910.
Mediatech about 1 month ago
I have read the book, and seen the film. Leo and I are good.
constantine48 about 1 month ago
Leo Tolstoy should mind his own business.
Macushlalondra about 1 month ago
He’ll just have to hate me then. I’m an avid reader but I will never read “War and Peace.”
TampaFanatic1 about 1 month ago
A test of fortitude is to actually read the entirety of a Faulkner novel. Man, reading that guy’s long winded form of prose is like watching paint dry on a wall. Diametrically opposite of other writers like Hemingway whose work seemed rather “quick” to read such as The Sun Also Rises or Vonnegut (Breakfast of Champions, God Bless You Mr Rosewater).
Robert Nowall Premium Member about 1 month ago
Last time I tried, I got a third in before other books called. Better than I did when I was a kid…made it a few pages in and put it down.
GerryRoss about 1 month ago
I’m reading Lester Del Rey’s DAY OF THE GIANTS right now, so Leo must be getting ready to heckle me big time.
Curly Fries about 1 month ago
Yuri Testikov: War and Peace … how about War – What Is It Good For?
Fetzee about 1 month ago
Reading War and Peace currently
gantech about 1 month ago
At least it wasn’t Dostoevsky…I would never want to be hated by someone whose name I can’t spell or pronounce.
Darryl Heine about 1 month ago
Remember when Snoopy read “War and Peace” in one word a day mode?
robcarroll1213 about 1 month ago
Leo Tolstoy’s last words were, “Don’t hate me for hating you.”
dcdete. about 1 month ago
Yes Sally, reading is important. Just think, for people that never learned to read English, today’s Peanuts column would just show a blond haired girl holding a white sheet of paper. They would not get the hidden joke behind it!
Decepticomic about 1 month ago
Depends. Was he racist?
Ellis97 about 1 month ago
You know, Sally, your big brother read War and Peace all by himself in a matter of days one time.
preacherman about 1 month ago
Worse yet, the ghost of Leo Tolstoy. Though I prefer to watch one of the two versions of the movie “War and Peace”.
Neo Stryder about 1 month ago
I have more serious worries than him.
joe piglet Premium Member about 1 month ago
One of the more modern jokes is you don’t want Steven King to hate you. I think there was a Far Side where ??? was having a bad day then he rear-ends SK.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) about 1 month ago
Leo will just have to get in line.
Amra Leo about 1 month ago
She’s got a point…
I'm Sad about 1 month ago
What kind of books do people of today read? ☹️
ladykat about 1 month ago
He’s dead. I don’t think he cares.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
No…….No I Don’T!!!! That is why I read War & Peace Sally!!!!!
Well actually I read War and Peace in high school because one semester in English class our assignment was to read 1500 pages of book(s) and do reports on the books we read. War and Peace from the school library was 1612 pages long. Took me two weeks to read, one weekend to write the book report for which I got and A and I was done in English class for that semester.
nednewbie about 1 month ago
I’d rather read The Brothers Karamazov than that doorstop of book :-DJust kidding. I don’t intend to read The Brothers also ;-)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
I wouldn’t mind being hated by Harold Robbins and Sidney Sheldon
oakie817 about 1 month ago
i read War and Peace in 5th grade…really liked it, and it wasn’t an assignment
Charlie Tuba about 1 month ago
If you didn’t read then you would be the subject of Fyodor Dostoevsky’s work (The Idiot).
Charlie Tuba about 1 month ago
I remember when Snoopy was reading War and Peace one word a day.
tvstevie about 1 month ago
I couldn’t care less!
EXCALABUR about 1 month ago
Leo is and has been dead for awhile.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Reading the classics can be a big disappointment.
anncorr339 about 1 month ago
Who cares if Leo tolstoy hates me
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
Snoopy read a Russian story called THE NOSE and still has nightmares about it