You didn’t shave off your eyebrows too, did you? It looks weird if you shave your eyebrows.
Google is the opposite of education.
The airplane has no wings! They’re goin’ down!
That’s so sad! Jim Davis has a dark sense of humour sometimes.
The best exercise activity is the one you enjoy!
If the cat doesn’t like you, you must be up to no good!
Might not be a good idea for a trombonist, though, you could poke someone’s eye out!
In case anyone else was wondering, yes, snakes do fart.
Ratbert looks like a banana!