Yes, Katie, there is a Santa Claus.
Well, I can accept that.
This must be the story they told the real police when they showed up.
I’m people in Florida, and it’s always been palmetto bugs for me and others.
“Jesis Christ.” I might be going out on a limb on this, but I’m fairly sure that’s not who this is. Nor the other one, who usually spells his name “Jesus.”
I’d’ve said he shot himself, but there was no bang.
Hope Mr. The Murder Hornet feels the same.
Some guys’ll do anything to get a tent to themselves.