NO ONE has worse table manners than a PATTERSON! (This is a running joke going from the first year of the comic strip. Yay!) By golly, Elizabeth is going to let those boys know that they are rank amateurs compared to her family. That said, I hope Elizabeth compensates them for any food she just spat over with all those drops flying off her head with her BRAAK.
I’m not opposed to taking a break from the current storyline, believe me, but how about something lighthearted and touching? This gross-out goofiness will give you whiplash after the week we’ve had.
Wow! What a nice sister! Just yesterday we seen that her little sister April is just seconds away from drowning, but Lizard Breath has to take time out to eat a fast food cheeseburger!
Ah such a delicate flower Elizabeth be. The charm, the poise, the grace she possesses. The monumental volume she can achieve in a singular effort. A one and done prodigy if there ever was one.
I was at a pub with co-workers long ago. There was an official belching contest (I’m serious!). Inebriated oilfield workers dominated the contestants with an occasional rancher hand or mechanic. Then a tiny little machinist we worked with, she was maybe 5’2" and 110 pounds, stepped up to the mic and blew all of the manly men away in both volume and duration! Was priceless!
I remember doing that as an underage 18 year old in a bar, winning a pitcher of beer in a belching contest. Those men were stunned with my prize-winning entry.
It does take a special talent to do it right. My wife is finally getting the hang of it after a long time. If you hold it in, you will explode. If you don’t feel better after, you have to put it back in.
Asharah about 1 month ago
Did you learn that from your brother, Elizabeth?
AllishaDawn about 1 month ago
I remember trying to burp the alphabet when I was younger.
howtheduck about 1 month ago
NO ONE has worse table manners than a PATTERSON! (This is a running joke going from the first year of the comic strip. Yay!) By golly, Elizabeth is going to let those boys know that they are rank amateurs compared to her family. That said, I hope Elizabeth compensates them for any food she just spat over with all those drops flying off her head with her BRAAK.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 1 month ago
Remember when people on AOL would post messages saying “Burp!” and “Beer burp!”…
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
God bless the Sunday strips of this site. A temporary respite from the oncoming tragedy.
BlitzMcD about 1 month ago
More attention getting than Bill The Cat’s “Ackthpthpt”!
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
Liz, it would have been more successful if “BRAAK” came from your OTHER end!! LOL
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 1 month ago
You gotta admit…it’s frustrating for a true professional to sit among us amateurs sometimes…
Argythree about 1 month ago
Gross…
Lyrak about 1 month ago
Way to go, Liz!!!
rob.home about 1 month ago
But even more impressive (or expressive}, CAN YOU FART THE ALPHABET?
John Jorgensen about 1 month ago
I’m not opposed to taking a break from the current storyline, believe me, but how about something lighthearted and touching? This gross-out goofiness will give you whiplash after the week we’ve had.
Botulism Bob about 1 month ago
I like that down arrow next to the ‘7’ on the soda machine. Nobody is going to steal it for a trademark.
M2MM about 1 month ago
A girl after my own heart. :D
azrael2000 about 1 month ago
Awesome. Put up or shut up… and Lizardbreath shut them up!
Tantor about 1 month ago
LizardBreath is THE BURP QUEEN
moosemin about 1 month ago
She must have learned that from Ugly Brother!
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Now try it out the OTHER end!!
dcdete. about 1 month ago
Wow! What a nice sister! Just yesterday we seen that her little sister April is just seconds away from drowning, but Lizard Breath has to take time out to eat a fast food cheeseburger!
Fetzee about 1 month ago
Liz is too busy acting like a pig while her sister is drowning in that river
French Persons Premium Member about 1 month ago
… and Canadians like to sneer at us Americans as being crude, rude, uncouth, with no manners or scruples?
Atewl about 1 month ago
Obviously, this takes place between the April 3rd & April 12th strips and answers the question, “Where was Liz while April fell into the river?”.
KageKat about 1 month ago
I can’t tell if that expression from the guys is pure shock, or semi-religious awe.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ah such a delicate flower Elizabeth be. The charm, the poise, the grace she possesses. The monumental volume she can achieve in a singular effort. A one and done prodigy if there ever was one.
Gary Meissner Premium Member about 1 month ago
Never send a man to do a woman’s job!
Bob Blumenfeld about 1 month ago
You go, girl!
mindjob about 1 month ago
Haven’t been there, haven’t done it
Black76Manta about 1 month ago
Pigs, no one teaches you manners or what?
bryan42 about 1 month ago
I was at a pub with co-workers long ago. There was an official belching contest (I’m serious!). Inebriated oilfield workers dominated the contestants with an occasional rancher hand or mechanic. Then a tiny little machinist we worked with, she was maybe 5’2" and 110 pounds, stepped up to the mic and blew all of the manly men away in both volume and duration! Was priceless!
walk.rich about 1 month ago
What happened to the drowning kid?
kaycstamper about 1 month ago
Shown up by a girl!
Anon4242 about 1 month ago
The only time I could burp like that was when I was pregnant.
kamoolah about 1 month ago
Elizabeth was letting them know who was the 44th President of the United States!
MRBLUESKY529 about 1 month ago
OK, Cue Tom Jones. “She’s A Lady.”
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
We Cub Scouts started a burping contest at the monthly pack meeting. The unburped air got diverted and it became a farting contest. Best meeting ever.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 1 month ago
Oh, good. For a moment, I thought she was going to do something stupid, but that’s actually a really good way of handling it.
plaidley about 1 month ago
Thank you Mike for teaching your sister.
tuliplover about 1 month ago
I remember doing that as an underage 18 year old in a bar, winning a pitcher of beer in a belching contest. Those men were stunned with my prize-winning entry.
John Lamb Premium Member about 1 month ago
Elizabeth is just like my sister. Loud and long when she burps, very close to a truck using engine brakes.
shapmandoo about 1 month ago
Sort of sounds like we all listened to George Carlin.
kathleenhicks62 about 1 month ago
She showed them up!
justanudderpeeon about 1 month ago
Research “Le Petomane”.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 month ago
Good one Elizabeth!
christelisbetty about 1 month ago
She had to take off her jacket to burp ?
oakie817 about 1 month ago
atta girl
minty_Joe about 1 month ago
Go on YouTube and search for the channel “Yanagi19871”. His burps attract cows. Hee-Hee!
French Persons Premium Member about 1 month ago
Liz might get a date out of this. Anything is better than Anthony.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member about 1 month ago
She will definitely get some attention for herself from the boys with behavior like that.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Elizabeth is so cool!
rebelstrike0 about 1 month ago
Getting back to the main storyline:
John, Elly and April were going though the rapids.
When the biggest earthquake happened.
Plunging them 1000 feet below.
To the Land of the Lost.
ROAR!
EXCALABUR about 1 month ago
It does take a special talent to do it right. My wife is finally getting the hang of it after a long time. If you hold it in, you will explode. If you don’t feel better after, you have to put it back in.
rgcviper about 1 month ago
And the magic continues …
bryan42 about 1 month ago
Apparently there are a whole lot of readers that don’t understand the basic fact that Sunday strips almost NEVER relate to the weekday arc.
HA! about 1 month ago
Around here, it’s names of car makes. Buick sounds great, but Oldmobile is an accomplishment. Add 88 for the win.
coffeeturtle about 1 month ago
THAT A GIRL!!!