It must require a degree in engineering since only two people where I work can change the roll. Two TP holders on the wall with empty tubes on them, one roll of TP on the back of the toilet, and another on the floor.
I’m sorry that you don’t know.
Getting older beats the alternative.
Better make it a Tweet, He cannot read and remember more than 140 characters.
That’s the “Check Engine” light.
He should tell Poncho that he does his business in that water.
Has no one noticed that he has two left feet? Perhaps that’s why he can’t dance?
Whoever told you that life is fair is a damned liar.
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It’s the old “two week notice” ploy. Give them two weeks to notice you’re gone. Who knows, maybe they’ll send you another paycheck?