I sure hope there’s not an oxygen tank in use nearby when the doc lights up.
Groan.
Do you owe him money? Dose he owe you money?
“…and stop calling me Shirley "
Most important of all, will his insurance cover it???
This is my kind of comedy. Brilliant.
A nephrologist who worked his way through medical school doing stand-up.
“I haven’t had a match since Superman died.”
Me, too. My knees aren’t anywhere near as good as when I was a kid.
I suppose if this was set 50 years ago, it wouldn’t have been impossible for a doctor to be smoking in a hospital…..conversely though, if it was set 50 years ago, kidney transplants weren’t all that common
No smoking in hospitals, please!
A match? Yes, your breath and a monkeys butt
4 out of 5 Doctors prefer Camels.
But that’s not important right now…
The difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is a very heavy animal, and the other is a little lighter.
“More Doctors Smoke Camels than any other Cigarette” – 1940’s advertisement.
Yep. Groan.
“That’s not funny!”“Neither is your brother. So we’ll need a matching non-funny donor.”
So corny it’s funny!
Geez doc, you’ve gotta be kidney me.
Note to self:
Find a new doctor. Quick!
Nah, you need a nicotine patch.
Doctor Literal was valedictorian of his class
Zucker, Abrams, and Zucker would be so proud.
“He needs a transplant.”
“I didn’t know they had genders.”
oh please…..?
Come on! Really? This deserves and extra loud rimshot!
“Not since Superman. Is this your cigar?”
We’re here for your liver.
But I’m still using it.
Well we need it now.
www dot instantrimshot dot com
Doctors love Camels. >
If that’s a joke, Doc, your patient is dying to get better!”
All those years in medical school went up in smoke. Cough, cough!
The 1950s wants their joke back.
On today’s Facebook page of Captain Kirk The Myth The Legend had the exact same thing as a meme with Dr. McCoy and Captain Kirk….
Ugh!
FreihEitner Premium Member 4 months ago
I sure hope there’s not an oxygen tank in use nearby when the doc lights up.
rekam Premium Member 4 months ago
Groan.
PaulLeckner 4 months ago
Do you owe him money? Dose he owe you money?
ronaldspence 4 months ago
“…and stop calling me Shirley "
SHIVA 4 months ago
Most important of all, will his insurance cover it???
cracker65 4 months ago
This is my kind of comedy. Brilliant.
SteveHL 4 months ago
A nephrologist who worked his way through medical school doing stand-up.
Little Caesar 4 months ago
“I haven’t had a match since Superman died.”
PraiseofFolly 4 months ago
Me, too. My knees aren’t anywhere near as good as when I was a kid.
Nighthawks Premium Member 4 months ago
I suppose if this was set 50 years ago, it wouldn’t have been impossible for a doctor to be smoking in a hospital…..conversely though, if it was set 50 years ago, kidney transplants weren’t all that common
Darryl Heine 4 months ago
No smoking in hospitals, please!
Chief Inspector 4 months ago
A match? Yes, your breath and a monkeys butt
potfarmer 4 months ago
4 out of 5 Doctors prefer Camels.
SavannahJim Premium Member 4 months ago
But that’s not important right now…
[Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago
The difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is a very heavy animal, and the other is a little lighter.
rhpii 4 months ago
“More Doctors Smoke Camels than any other Cigarette” – 1940’s advertisement.
DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago
Yep. Groan.
otforever 4 months ago
“That’s not funny!”“Neither is your brother. So we’ll need a matching non-funny donor.”
CrimsonOne18 4 months ago
So corny it’s funny!
uniquename 4 months ago
Geez doc, you’ve gotta be kidney me.
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
Note to self:
Find a new doctor. Quick!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 4 months ago
Nah, you need a nicotine patch.
Jayalexander 4 months ago
Doctor Literal was valedictorian of his class
socalvillaguy Premium Member 4 months ago
Zucker, Abrams, and Zucker would be so proud.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
“He needs a transplant.”
“I didn’t know they had genders.”
mpearl 4 months ago
oh please…..?
WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago
Come on! Really? This deserves and extra loud rimshot!
mwksix 4 months ago
“Not since Superman. Is this your cigar?”
Lablubber 4 months ago
We’re here for your liver.
But I’m still using it.
Well we need it now.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago
www dot instantrimshot dot com
zeexenon 4 months ago
Doctors love Camels. >
Angry Indeed 4 months ago
If that’s a joke, Doc, your patient is dying to get better!”
Angry Indeed 4 months ago
All those years in medical school went up in smoke. Cough, cough!
TIMH 4 months ago
The 1950s wants their joke back.
KeithJ63 4 months ago
On today’s Facebook page of Captain Kirk The Myth The Legend had the exact same thing as a meme with Dr. McCoy and Captain Kirk….
AMBER1 4 months ago
Ugh!