Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 03, 2024

That’s a pterrible joke.

Hey, Pterry, you want to take point? I bet you’ll make a killer draft.

She: Do you like duckling?

He: I don’t know; I’ve never duckled.

And he(she)‘s not even a bird – diverged from dinosaurs 10s of millions of years ago … but who’s counting?

It’s getting a cheap ride, it lets them break the air in front so it glides

Shouldn’t that be “anachronistic?” Normally I wouldn’t be so picky, but this is Wiley!

It’s a new species – pteroducktyl

If he’s going to stay, it would be nice if he got into proper V-formation.

Naturally, we named that baby Huey.

Weren’t there like 50 of us just a minute ago?

Snacks with feathers.

They could drop back and ride its draft. Less tiring.

That was our national bird when I was in school.

Have to like anything that uses a word like “anachronism” properly! Hmm, but shouldn’t it be “anachronistic”?

A number of years ago as I was taking a walk, a flock of geese flew over me. I heard “honk, honk, honk, quack”. Loved it.

He’s definitely a late bloomer.

Besides, as long as that things around, no one’s going to attack you.

Wow, if we don’t know their ancestry, does that mean we get to guess their pronouns too?

His era is over, but it was a good run

Nope, I’d be afraid he’d have me for dinner.

On Prehistoric Planet they show those things walking, and I’ve never seen an alien in a Sci Fi Flic look More alien.

He gets free inflight snacks.

All you have to do is climb. Any modern flying bird can outclimb these ancient ancestors. He’ll take the hint. :)

Some human with a cell phone, “This video will be worth a fortune!”

Hollywood version: “When Pterry Met Mally.”

Let him fly point, he’ll cut down on wind resistance.

We would certainly need better windshield wipers.

Lucky for them he seems to be a fish-eating species.

He’s too big to turn into a swan…..any suggestions??

I don’t think I’ll get my ducks in a row anytime soon