Magnificent. Were I in the Senate, I’d be sorely tempted to exclaim “fiddle-dee-dee” all the day long.
Erewhon. No, I’m just kidding there. Please correct me if I’m wrong, readers, but what strikes me as odd is that this cartoon has never, ever, remarked on the common inability of Gene Roddenberry and Donald Trump to speak factually in front of their respective audiences. Zaphod Beeblebrox was not elected to preach the truth but to divert attention from it.
I suppose Bob Dylan has been eaten a few times.
Well, [a member of the] the Dynamite Committee blew a hole in my face
They accused me of my silence, as a political stance
And I wonder as I wander [like that old song] through a hypocritical race
Of the horses’ asses shitting on us all while they posture and dance
Team America! @#&$ Yeah!
Oh, crap. Now I have West Side Story going through my head. Officer Trumpke…
I still lean towards Warren G. Harding myself (as the worst president ever), though there’s an awful lot to be said about Reagan, who set a heckuva lot of extremely destructive precedents that are still wreaking havoc today.
Is that a Star Trek mug she’s holding?
General Jack T. Ripper for President!! 1946, how’s that for your Communist conspiracy? That’s when they started introducing fluoride into our precious bodily fluids.