Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 18, 2023

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    David_the_CAD  6 months ago

    For people who have studied some American history, you would not need to do much of a seance to have a fairly good idea of what he would say to the idiots in Congress now.

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    Botulism Bob  6 months ago

    The real Lincoln would have said you can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time……

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    “Muster 100k troops and invade! Just don’t let McLellan lead them in the field.”

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    Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago

    I have always wondered. If the people who thought up the initial laws, etc of the US. Saw the result of their actions today – would they even change anything. This amendment served one purpose then, but now is totally archaic now.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    Harkening back to his Fifth Labor, Hercules would recommend diverting the Potomac River to flush out the Congressional Stables.

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    OldsVistaCruiser  6 months ago

    Didn’t Walt Disney do the exact same thing to Lincoln at the 1964 New York World’s Fair? I believe that he called it “audioanimatronics.”

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    dot-the-I  6 months ago

    “Ummmm….”

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    Slowly, he turned...  6 months ago

    A dead Lincoln would be better than what we have now.

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    bobpeters61  6 months ago

    …and the emperor has no clothes.

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    dflak  6 months ago

    Lincoln was woke and he was a RINO. I am sure that there is some conspiracy theory that proves that the “libs” and the “deep state” forced him to end slavery.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Most hear little of debate, believing as they do that there is only one side to the argument.

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    Lincoln is in the bardo.

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    Lincoln was so smart he appointed former Democrats to his Cabinet to build bipartisan support: Secretary of the Navy Gideon Welles, Postmaster General Montgomery Blair, and Secretary of War Edwin Stanton…we could learn a lot from him

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    David Culver  6 months ago

    You can if the people are ignorant enough, and they are!

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    gammaguy  6 months ago

    He’s using ChatGPT. It is definitely not the same!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    On the other hand, Lincoln was quite the wrestler, so he may have enjoyed the fray. In the end he would have settled everyone down, but the wrestling would have made for good entertainment.

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    batesmom7  6 months ago

    has lots of fabulous Lincoln quotes.

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    batesmom7  6 months ago

    Great Lincoln quotes on .

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    He’s only interested in fooling some of the people.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    Meanwhile, the one person in the household who’s doing actual work seems considerably less impressed.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    The Emperor’s New Debating Technique

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    dkosiur  6 months ago

    These days, they’d just use ChatGPT

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    wellis1947 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Some “caller” needs to ask Lincoln why he bailed on the republican party in 1864 and essentially ran as an independent…

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Apparently Abe is a man a few words.

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    Look closely, ain’t no-one gonna hear him no way…

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 6 months ago

    If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. If it’s tea, bring me some coffee.

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    Is Emerson the host ?

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member 6 months ago

    The troops guarding WashDC were stationed on Maryland soil and the legislature looked like it was going to vote to secede—so Lincoln arrested them and threw them in prison so they couldn’t and Maryland stayed with the North. The state song’s later verses are not taught to schoolchildren: they angrily call Lincoln a despot and call for vengeance and warmongering. To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree.

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    I think he’d say “It grieves me, but war between the States is inevitable …”

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    jbruins84341  6 months ago

    I am trying to figure out why the candles?

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