Funny, I thought Thanksgiving dinner was over last Sunday when they were cleaning the dishes.
Plus, if Batiuk to going to schlep the “Sam ‘N’ Ella’s” turkey joke over from “Funky Winkerbean,” couldn’t he have plopped Mopey Pete at the table why he was at it, seeing as he’s Mindy’s fiance twice over and would be a more logical dinner guest than Lillian the Lizard? Or is the Mopester busy trying to restart the pizza ovens at Montoni’s? It also would have broken up the space between Jessica and Mindy so that folks wouldn’t think they’re seeing double.
Tom went with this for Thanksgiving morning: “You who get food poisoning later today will envy the ones that die of radiation poisoning now!” What a great way to start your Thanksgiving morning but by being told that your relatives want you all dead. HA! HA! He’s CRANKY!
“We’ve got chicken tonight. Strangest dang things. They’re man made. Little darn things. Smaller than my fist. But they’re new!” Henry: “So I just, uh… I just cut them up like regular chickens?” “Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens!” Eraserhead is the BEST Thanksgiving movie!! Show it to your grandparents today!
Sioux Falls had an early short-lived nuclear power plant back in the 1960’s. It never worked properly and the reactor was shut down shortly after it started. Whenever we had a visitor and I passed by the site, I would mention the Pathfinder plant. Then I would casually mention the 6 foot tall jackrabbits that were seen in the area.
You see, it’s funny because they’re all going to get radiation poisoning and develop cancer. And then a decade from now we’ll get all the sequel books. Ed’s Story, Lillian’s Story, Pmm’s Story, Jff’s Story, Mitch’s Story (while will finally reveal how his age fluctuated so much), Blondie’s Story, Other Blondie’s Story, I Forget His Name’s Story. Pulitzers and Oscars galore!
Also, this might coming from a confirmation bias but – why does it seem like so many of Tom Batiuk’s strips rely on the preparation or consumption of bad food as the subject?
Fun fact of the day: the gene regulating the number of limbs and digits is called “Sonic Hedgehog.” Not making this up. When it’s improperly regulated during fetal development, this is what you get.
billsplut 7 months ago
“When anything can happen, who CARES what happens?” —Roger Ebert
J.J. O'Malley 7 months ago
And yet they’re eating it anyway.
Funny, I thought Thanksgiving dinner was over last Sunday when they were cleaning the dishes.
Plus, if Batiuk to going to schlep the “Sam ‘N’ Ella’s” turkey joke over from “Funky Winkerbean,” couldn’t he have plopped Mopey Pete at the table why he was at it, seeing as he’s Mindy’s fiance twice over and would be a more logical dinner guest than Lillian the Lizard? Or is the Mopester busy trying to restart the pizza ovens at Montoni’s? It also would have broken up the space between Jessica and Mindy so that folks wouldn’t think they’re seeing double.
Kitty Queen 7 months ago
I’ve thought about doing this some year by skewering on extra drumsticks.
billsplut 7 months ago
Tom went with this for Thanksgiving morning: “You who get food poisoning later today will envy the ones that die of radiation poisoning now!” What a great way to start your Thanksgiving morning but by being told that your relatives want you all dead. HA! HA! He’s CRANKY!
Botulism Bob 7 months ago
Apparently Crank did not use the oven… somebody nuked the turkey!
seismic-2 Premium Member 7 months ago
This seating arrangement emphasizes the fact that Max’s wife and sister are indistinguishable, other than their hairstyle. Make of that what you may.
billsplut 7 months ago
“We’ve got chicken tonight. Strangest dang things. They’re man made. Little darn things. Smaller than my fist. But they’re new!” Henry: “So I just, uh… I just cut them up like regular chickens?” “Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens!” Eraserhead is the BEST Thanksgiving movie!! Show it to your grandparents today!
wherescrankshaft 7 months ago
I wonder what’s up with Blonde #1 wearing a Charlie Brown shirt.
ArcticFox Premium Member 7 months ago
Let us never forget——if it wasn’t for mutations, none of us would be here.
GROG Premium Member 7 months ago
More dark meat? I can live with that.
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
And there is still not enough drumsticks for everyone.
duggersd Premium Member 7 months ago
Sioux Falls had an early short-lived nuclear power plant back in the 1960’s. It never worked properly and the reactor was shut down shortly after it started. Whenever we had a visitor and I passed by the site, I would mention the Pathfinder plant. Then I would casually mention the 6 foot tall jackrabbits that were seen in the area.
gammaguy 7 months ago
Six drumsticks? Has Batiuk set a trap?
gammaguy 7 months ago
Why are there only two individuals sitting on the one side of the table, but four squeezed into the other side?
SquidGamerGal 7 months ago
Ugh! Is that even safe to eat?!
nosirrom 7 months ago
Is this a tip of the hat to John Madden?
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
…..and they all seem……“dressed to kill”!!!!!!
Mopman 7 months ago
You see, it’s funny because they’re all going to get radiation poisoning and develop cancer. And then a decade from now we’ll get all the sequel books. Ed’s Story, Lillian’s Story, Pmm’s Story, Jff’s Story, Mitch’s Story (while will finally reveal how his age fluctuated so much), Blondie’s Story, Other Blondie’s Story, I Forget His Name’s Story. Pulitzers and Oscars galore!
tcayer 7 months ago
Ha. Ha. Boy, I can’t believe he held onto this gem for all these years.
tcayer 7 months ago
There’s something vaguely disturbing about seeing Max’s wife and sister side by side…
ladykat 7 months ago
I don’t think I’d want to eat that turkey.
MAGA Premium Member 7 months ago
One of the few comics that show the back of someone’s head. Happy Thanksgiving!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 7 months ago
Tired of the old nuclear waste jokes. You want mutations look to people who live near large chemical plants.
3hourtour Premium Member 7 months ago
…the Perry nuclear power plant?…
DawnQuinn1 7 months ago
The hater is back.
oakie817 7 months ago
still not enough
oakie817 7 months ago
4 breasts?
Cozmik Cowboy 7 months ago
True story from the dinner table:
Me – “I want a drumstick.”
Big Brother – “I want the other one.”
Little Sister – “I want one, too.”
Mom – “Sorry, your brothers spoke first, and a chicken only has two legs.”
Little Sister – “That’s not true – how could they walk?”
And yes, while Sis is strange, she is as bipedal as any of us……………..
JustPlainBob 7 months ago
No no, not a nuclear waste dump. It was raised on John Maddens farm.
raybarb44 7 months ago
Still impressive. May be deadly but still impressive…..
lemonbaskt 7 months ago
no silverware or plates just that guy with the little wine glass
wherescrankshaft 7 months ago
Also, this might coming from a confirmation bias but – why does it seem like so many of Tom Batiuk’s strips rely on the preparation or consumption of bad food as the subject?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 7 months ago
Not at all funny……actually it’s ignorant!
French Persons Premium Member 7 months ago
And when was the turkey farm founded? 1957? Which means the land was a nuclear waste site in….. 1820?
puddleglum1066 7 months ago
I am pretty sure “Blondie” was doing the “Sam ‘n’ Ella’s Grill” joke before Batiuk discovered it.
puddleglum1066 7 months ago
Fun fact of the day: the gene regulating the number of limbs and digits is called “Sonic Hedgehog.” Not making this up. When it’s improperly regulated during fetal development, this is what you get.
Al Fresco 7 months ago
And for the main course a pizza from Montoni’s.
alexius23 7 months ago
Homer Simpson would approve
jrankin1959 6 months ago
And seven people became vegans that day…
Bill Thompson 6 months ago
Strontium! It builds bones 90 different ways!
ShadyLithand Premium Member 6 months ago
I am uncomfortable at the thought of eating a mutated turkey
Schark80 Premium Member 6 months ago
That’s a John Madden Turkey. They had them all the time when he called games!
Betrayral In The Common Room 6 months ago
It works for Madden
bakana 6 months ago
When I was a kid, my mom bought 8 legged Turkeys all the time.
That way, there was enough left over turkey to make the Turkey Noodle Soup.
bakana 6 months ago
And, they are still two drumsticks short.
Lets just hope they have two White Meat Only fanatics at the table.
ToneeRhianRose 26 days ago
Is that even safe eating a mutated radioactive turkey?