Recent Comments

1. about 3 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Batton: “I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing fixitaves!”

2. about 3 hours ago on Crankshaft

   DARE you imply that Heathcliff is funnier than Crank?! (wears helmet with “HAM” on it, floats away on bubble gum balloon. Two birds react with disdain)

3. about 3 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Crow T. Robot: “IT’S A GRAPHIC NOVEL!!”

4. about 10 hours ago on La Cucaracha

   Here’s the story of William Jones, Defender of Female Virtue: "He abandoned his first wife and their children in Missouri.

   His second wife was a 12 year old Mexican girl. He abducted her and after a complaint submitted his resignation to President Buchanan before he was fired.

   In 1864 (age 49) he married his 3rd wife, a 15 year old girl he abandoned in 1865 when he moved to Hawaii."

5. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   Don’t get all technical on us, man!

6. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   Okay, THAT pun is so bad the Brevity guy groaned!

7. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   You have to order the hardware from Bean’s End.

8. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   That pun is so bad, Tom wants to offer you a job.

9. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   At the risk of my neck, I craned sideways and the joke—Oh Lordy, brace yourselves, boy howdy it’s a good’un, the joke is a-comin’: Pam: “BOOK!” Hideous Spawn of the Ancient Ones: “YES, IS BOOK!” Gosh. And Tom still doesn’t get why he never got a Pulitzer.

10. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

    I’m sure there is a way to turn the image side-a-ways, and then I could read the UNDOUBTEDLY SUPAH-DUPAH FUNNY PUNChline… Nah, I ain’t even trying to do that.