Maybe the chimes were a waste of money, but think of all the money they saved by using a single panel for the whole strip!
Super Derek? Someone must have found a new magic pencil!
Mildred looks… tense.
One of the reasons that she and Sonny are “besties” is that she can eat all her favorite forbidden foods when she’s in her cousin’s house.
“Gil”? Even though Marjie repeatedly asked Heather to call her by her first name, she remained “Ms. Ducey” in Heather’s estimation. Yet Coach Thorp (who was Heather’s own coach, remember!) suddenly becomes “Gil” rather than “Coach”? I suspect Heather lost all respect for him since she beat him by 17 strokes when they played golf with Carter Hendricks.
Well, the only 3 people who were present at the last fire were the Troll and Colm, both of whom were trapped in the burning barn, and Claire, who was outside witnessing the blaze. You do the math.
“Heather Burns Tweets”. Is a Burn Tweet the modern day equivalent of an indignant E-mail or a nasty phone call? She must be sending them to Marty, up in the press box.
Why is it “very wrong” for first cousins Mildred and Sonny to be besties? Now, if they had been the ones to have “kissed each other 100 times at least”, then that would have been very wrong. After all, Tackleford is not Dogpatch or Hootin’ Holler.
Putting a square jaw on Dagwood Bumstead makes him look “intimidating”?
Maybe Chance Macy is supposed to be the star of the team, but you have to give some credit to a QB who can “fire across the middle” just by flicking his wrist.