Garfield by Jim Davis for December 13, 2023

But is Doc boy under the mistletoe? If not, then run Doc boy!

Honest officer, Doc Boy was just helping the goat over the fence when her hind hooves got stuck in his boots!

For goats, they have to be under the mistlebutt!

He was hoping the answer would be yes.

That’s getting personal, if he asked me.

Worse, the poor unfortunate goat has to kiss you.

And if you see a snake under the mistletoe, the same goes; but use hooks to pin the snake down if it’s dangerously venomous. With big spiders, that’s just too gross.

Remembers me about Woody Alans sheep in “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About …”

Great! A new character in “Life on Mars” :-) We love the series! Garfield’s orange fur fits perfectly to the 70th where the series take place.

Sad world where it’s OK to kiss a goat but having to say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Christmas.

That poor goat…

Jon, you are so Muerte when the family comes for Christmas.

Things aren’t looking good for Doc Boy.

Doc Boy has a girlfriend.

If I was Jon I’d be considering very carefully whether I want to know the context for Doc Boy asking me that

TMI there, guys!

The goat might not be looking forward to it either and may be hiding from Doc Boy.

The GOAT? As in The Greatest of All Time GOAT? Well, seeing how today is Taylor❤️Swift’s Birthday… and she is, indeed, the GOAT… She would absolutely Kiss the Count birthday or not, boy howdy! And that’s fer schure, good buddy. Dilly! Dilly! and Happy Birthday Taylor❤️Swift! Woo hoo!

You know, a good goat will do that!

“Is There Life on Mars?” ~ Ziggy Stardust

“I’LL BE LEAVING FOR MARS NOW”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

I HAVE TO GO NOW

Well that’s just gross

Tell Santa to forward Garfield’s Christmas list to Dropo (from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians).

Wouldn’t the goat eat the mistletoe?

Does the goat want to be kissed? Does Doc Boy want the goat to kiss back? So many questions that I don’t want to know the answer to…

That apple didn’t fall far from the tree in Jon’s family.

I LOL’d!!!!

Sounds like tales from the old West where men were men, women were scarce and sheep were nerrrrrrvous!

Goats are SWEETHEARTS! I wanna’ kiss a goat!!!

Jon, you might be wise to not say that if Liz is around.

That explains a LOT about Jon’s past life

I hear the Banjo from the movie Deliverance playing in the background.

Goat under the mistletoe? I guess that is the last straw for Garfield.

That’s a horrible visual.

And be sure to record it on every smartphone on the house. This is going on YouTube for the world to see!

That’ll teach the goat to be more careful.

As long as you stop at kissing, Doc Boy.

….nope. Nope nope nope nope!

No sheep?

I don’t blame Garfield for heading to Mars. No goats there.

My goats don’t have to be under mistletoe in order for me to give them a kiss.

If the goat eats said mistletoe do you have to kiss someone under it?

That was revenge for a lot of childhood wedgies.

Don’t be ridiculous, Garfield! There is no lasagna on Mars! You’ll starve to death!

Fortunately, the goat will probably eat the mistletoe before it comes to that. :)

T.B.A.R. ( … ) That Boy Ain’t Right.

Or in this case, Those Boys Ain’t Right.

why does John never visit his family on the farm anymore? it would be hilarious to see Liz meet them especially his Grandma

Mars isn’t far enough, Garfield. Try the Andromeda Galaxy