Started laughing when I read that. That was about as French as the Japanese Emperor is French. A big thank you to the folks who provided translations. I know a little German, what they taught in the government school in Dexheim for kids, so I understood a little of it. But it’s been 60 years since I had those classes.
True, but I wouldn’t trust veggie sushi from a gas stop either.
Nah, that’s curry’s stealthy trick.
The only question is which reality dominates. The Endtown one where you go monster if conscious or the Toothbrush one, where conscious or not you turn into a toothbrush?
Here’s one I came up with to encourage kids to wash; sung to the tune of “Row, row, row your boat”:Wash, wash, wash your handsEvery single day,Lather and scrub, Rinse them well,Wash those germs away.
The look on his face must have been priceless! Took his breath away, didn’t it? :D
I wouldn’t touch that sushi with a forty foot pole! Goodness knows how old it is and it’s probably a better candidate for a science experiment than eating. Poorly kept raw fish is a breeding ground for all kinds of bacteria.
Perhaps if we tarred and feathered the worst of them, they might start caring?
I’d be agreeable to that. But only if they drop him into the sun.
And it’s only delayed because the Troll the Orange Abomination put in charge of the Postal services is doing his worst to prevent votes against his master making it in on time. I put my ballot directly into the hands of my mail carrier and I know he’ll get it in. He hates 45 as much as I do.