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  1. 6 days ago on Wizard of Id

    I’ve actually seen this in real life (growing a tree from the middle of the stump), most leaf trees can do that, because their root system doesn’t die immediately once the tree has been cut down (or broke due to a storm or something like that). If you’ve seen multiple trees growing from one root system, it’s quite likely that this happened.

  2. 6 days ago on Working Daze

    Z sounds nothing like C, no matter what the Americans say. Change my mind.

  3. 9 days ago on Wizard of Id

    It does look a bit like a bellend, doesn’t it?

  4. 9 days ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    It’s a hermit crab. They live at the beach. With the housing prices going up, this one can’t afford living anywhere near the beach and has to live in a can near a puddle.

  5. 10 days ago on Wizard of Id

    It’s Tim’s 71st birthday today (Tim Allen).

  6. 14 days ago on Over the Hedge

    And Verne is also confusing AI with something that’s actually intelligent.

  7. 25 days ago on JumpStart

    Financially speaking it doesn’t really make sense anymore for him to still work. Other than most people cops in the US actually have a retirement plan, after 20 years of service they can retire with 50% of their last paycheck, every additional year adds 3% more to that 50%, except for the 30th year, that gives 4%, the maximum pension is 90% of the last paycheck. So after 33 years of service(50%12*3%4%) a cop reaches their maximum pension.

  8. 26 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Even according to the bible those things were a scam when they got sold. According to the bible only 144,000 people or so (or 14,000, I kinda don’t want to look it up, not many, though) are ever going to heaven to become god’s slaves for all eternity (seriously, all they do is serve god, no free will, nothing) and the catholic church sold way more than these 144,000 indulgences.

    By the way, those that don’t go to heaven will literally inherit the earth after the second comming of Jesus, meaning they’ll be revived on a very, very overcrowded earth that they’ll then share with those that haven’t died yet and every new generation. The logistics alone would be insane (I mean, who owns a house? The last person that inherited it or the six generations that lived in it before?), and if you consider the resources needed for this, it sounds pretty much like hell to me.

  9. 29 days ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    My Religious Education teacher back in the days once told us how he got rid of the Jehova’s Whitnesses for quite some time. He basically told them that he wasn’t interested, and when they asked if they could leave some of their pamphlets with him, he told them “Sure, I can always use paper waste to get the fireplace going.”

  10. 29 days ago on Dogs of C-Kennel

    I like wasting their time, when I got time to kill. The last time somebody tried calling me for a survey I asked that person how much they’d pay me to answer that survery. Because whenever I took a survey online, I’d get paid for that. Broke their script and the caller had no idea how to answer that. That was years ago, haven’t been bothered by them since.