Just remove one rear leg. Murphy, our 3 legged cat, never gets on the counters or anything she can’t climb. She gets up the 5 foot tall shelf where her food bowl is via the strategically placed step-stool, storage bin and window sill. Even the 4 leggged dogs can’t manage that yet.
Easy fix. Take out the disposal, invert it and use a hose to spray up into it. Takes a bit and you probably need to rotate the plate to get the glass to come out. Garbage disposals rarely break, they mostly rust out but the motor still works.
Depends on what the problem is. Usually something is stuck in its craw. A wooden spoon to rotate the plate, a headlamp to help illuminate the area and something to grab the bone or bottle cap solves that. garbage disposals have a button on the bottom to reset the internal breaker. One time someone had dumped a bunch of egg shells in. Those turn to a heavy sludge and clog the p-trap
My guess is the line will be “And now the gloves are coming off!” or some such.