Garfield by Jim Davis for September 29, 2023

Chicken butt!

I know you are, but what am I?

But he is a great LOVER

Well, she asked?

I thought it was 42.

Tell him already.

I’m pregnant

Guess I’m not that interested…….

What if it was “loose-leaf paper” ????

Not a romantic. Should have stuck with his first guess, and said, " I thought you were gonna ask me how old I thought you looked".

It’s a wild guess, what she sees in Jon.

What’s wrong with Jon

“You’ll never guess!”

“Okay, then I won’t try. What?”

Go with it, Liz. Just tell him he got it right. Now tell him what he wins!

Alternate 2nd panel, Jon turns to Garfield and says “she’s asking me more trick questions, again. What should I say”?

Garfield knows Jon all too well.

clearly… :\

She’s wearing her green sweater going to the Jets game with Travis Kelch because Taylor❤️Swift is cougaring Joe Burrow? BINGO!

UGH! Stupid Cartoon Today Mr Davis!

My Dad: “There’s a dead horse in the bathtub “

Jon probably should go to a doctor. He doesn’t sound coherent.

The correct answer is, “What?”

The correct follow-up to that is, “There. I guessed ‘What?’.”

Getting some hard-earned knowledge there, Liz!

Chicken butt!

…what conversations is Jon having that those are his guesses?

Jon’s a puzzle without a clue!

Guess What: Jon is stupid. It’s the only conclusion.

That’s what!

“JON’S NOT A GOOD GUESSER”

(imagines a different version of this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

HE’S PLAYING “GUESS WHO?”, NOT THE BOARD GAME

She told you what to guess, but you didn’t listen and we’re saying everything but what.

Jon is a moron he should not own pets.

All y’all lose. Now remove an article of clothing.

That sounds like the kind of stupid reply I would give, but at least I’d do it on purpose!

Jon, “I love you”

Angor! Joule! Cousin It’s offspring! World of Tanks! Radio station in Toldeo!

Time for a game of hot or cold

Liz is smiling so it’s not the feminine guess why I’m mad at you game of male self incrimination. But, if it were, those are good replies.

Really lotsa less work on this one, cut & paste Garfield*3, cut & paste Jon*3, way to go…

Yes, for that matter, most of the husbands are clueless.

Saying “what” is too easy

People hardly ever want you to guess when they say “Guess What?”

Liz is moving in?

Yep, Jon is the elephant in the room.

Yup—that Jon’s still a few ants short of a picnic …