Playing chess doesn’t mean you have no life. Regular play stimulates the mind to look for all threats and all solutions to any problem., but it is a game… and it’s fun.
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, “have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate… oh, and here’s the cheque, mate.”
Depends on your definition or the act of defining. (Like life as we know it.) We send out Drones into space with an Artificial intelligence (AI) to find life as we know it. The problem is the AI may not recognize biological life, as life as IT knows it.
Reminds me of Data singing after he gets his emotion chip. “Oh, life forms, you tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms, where are you?”
seanfear 12 months ago
take me with you guys PLEEEEEEEAAAAASEEEEEeeeee….. sigh
Imagine 12 months ago
Machines looking for machines?
danketaz Premium Member 12 months ago
They want to know where the party’s at.
Enter.Name.Here 12 months ago
Well, no INTELLIGENT life anyway.
Doug K 12 months ago
It’s like that is all they do. They need to get a life (themselves).
Purple People Eater 12 months ago
It would be more accurate to say “no intelligent life”.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 12 months ago
Playing chess doesn’t mean you have no life. Regular play stimulates the mind to look for all threats and all solutions to any problem., but it is a game… and it’s fun.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Why did the chess master go to Prague?
To find a Czech mate
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, “have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate… oh, and here’s the cheque, mate.”
Colonel B 12 months ago
Thanks. Good story.
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
Good point abut the second frame, Planet Covid.
jagedlo 12 months ago
Put-down by the space alien…and then they wonder why Earthlings are so antagonistic to them?
Prey 12 months ago
Don´t get huffy, it means INTELLIGENT life!
Just-me 12 months ago
No life, or no intelligent life?
Chris 12 months ago
they have more life then your about to have if you don’t skat!
blakerl 12 months ago
Depends on your definition or the act of defining. (Like life as we know it.) We send out Drones into space with an Artificial intelligence (AI) to find life as we know it. The problem is the AI may not recognize biological life, as life as IT knows it.
sirtj1 12 months ago
So… You have ‘No Life’ if you are not doing anything interesting, or boring to others.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 12 months ago
Mostly harmless.
HOTLOTUS1 12 months ago
awesome they have a chess board, you know FOR INTELLIGENT LIFE FORM
TwilightFaze 12 months ago
I mean….they’re not wrong…
sandpiper 12 months ago
Given the current conditions on this planet, they might be better giving it a bye.
ladykat 12 months ago
They’re playing an early version of chess. What more do you want?
gammaguy 12 months ago
A punchline from a very different joke, but: “You call that ‘living’?”
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 12 months ago
" ‘Get a life’….And then it grabbed me. ’That’s not what I meant,’ I yelled."
dwagon55 12 months ago
No Whales at that time?
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Ha!
David_the_CAD 12 months ago
I have heard it said that the proof that there is intelligent life in the galaxy is that they have NOT contacted us.
delennwen 12 months ago
Reminds me of Data singing after he gets his emotion chip. “Oh, life forms, you tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms, where are you?”
rshive 12 months ago
He was about to make a “cheat” move.
preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago
Earth. No life, of interest, that is. Even the Vulcans pass by the place. Too illogical.
KEA 12 months ago
how ruuude
DaveG1960 12 months ago
Need to get to the moon and dig up that monument….
mindjob 12 months ago
I guess you have to play 3D chess to get their attention
zeexenon 12 months ago
They could be right, but it’s MY LIFE.
GiantShetlandPony 12 months ago
If only some people would get a life of their own, and out of other people’s lives.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Trying to get a life.
viking-riverrat 12 months ago
No intelligent life, you mean.
Moonkey Premium Member 12 months ago
Maybe nothing edible for them.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 12 months ago
It’s Marvin. The Earth is blocking his view to Venus and he’s looking for an excuse to blow us up. Heeeey BUGS!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] 12 months ago
They are life just artificial life.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 12 months ago
‘Just’ ?