Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 31, 2023

Just ask Courage, for instance.

Others put things in their closet or maybe a storage.

Abstract concepts get a free pass.

So “nowhere” isn’t part of “everywhere” but it is part of “somewhere” ?

Fess up horsie, you just put them in a magical bus locker.

That’s one of the rules of our universe. Or maybe it’s an axiom.

AKA the unicorn bag of holding.

love it!

I used to drive home from work listening to a public radio humor show whose name I’ve forgotten. In one show, a guy was purporting to be giving a lecture on “The Universe.”

He began: “You may be wondering why I chose to speak to you tonight about the universe. [short pause] There isn’t anything else.”

I think you broke her.

She got you there Phoebe!

I prefer to put them elsewhere. There’s more room.

Because?

This is going nowhere…really quick!

Existential crises for human and unicorns work on entirely different levels.

I’m pretty sure physics is involved.

The inside of a magician’s hat leads to nowhere.

Phoebe’s mind is Nowhere to find.

Sorry for being lame, but here goes ….. She’s a real nowhere mare, hoarding in her nowhere lair, breaking minds with nowhere flair, for ~Unicorn!~

“I gotta get away from this day-to-day running around.

Everybody knows this is nowhere.”

“Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere”, Neil Young and Crazy Horse

It’s possible that Marigold is storing her things in Knowhere. The Guardians of the Galaxy might be looking after them.

https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Knowhere

This question is almost as baffling as Larry’s rebuttal when Squidward told him “We gotta get SoongeBob back!”

this may be weird but dana, you should use ellipses more they’re great in the last panal.

The law of conservation of energy and mass, as well as the first law of thermodynamics says that everything has to be somewhere.

Where’s god? [Reads news] Oh, nowhere.

Personally, I’m just thinking that “NOWHERE,” in this case, is just a somewhere that the unicorns have dubbed “nowhere,” because unicorn.

“The gravy there don’t stick on your vest. / And that’s what I like about Nowhere.” — Red Ingle and the Natural Seven

https://youtu.be/Fapap_TgYMc

If you’re wondering what Nowhere’s king looks like:

https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0226.html

You can just hear that sickening “CRAACK” in Phoebe’s mind.

Also is Marigold referring to hammer space? (Or probably unicorn space in this instance)

God, don’t ever let Phoebe find out about quantum mechanics

Seems unicorns are like Martians from “Stranger in a Strange Land.”

Nowhere is somewhere. Just ask Jeremy (Yellow Submarine)

I remember reading a story years ago, where someone was cast into “Nowhere” and “No When”. The more I meditated on just what that was—and the consequences of being cast into that—the colder my blood turned.

It’s a unicorn thing. They can perceive and access things that humans can’t.

Confusing

Because if it isn’t somewhere, it can’t be shown to exist.

“It’s a ship. There are only so many places she could be.” Cal, “Titanic”

That’s just great! Now her brain is on the frizz!

Utopia! also, didn’t Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood have some visitors from Nowhere?Maybe I’m thinking of Someplace Else or something like that. Oh, and then there’s Marvel’s Knowhere…