Omav

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  1. about 4 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    If he wants to lecture Phoebe, he should do it right now. Don’t wait.

  2. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I feel like we’re being invited to provide examples, but I can’t guarantee either catchiness, or tolerability.

  3. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I mean, they literally eat dirt.

  4. 2 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    Facts and opinions get mixed up all the time. When in doubt, assume it’s an opinion.

  5. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    And apparently, it also compels the victims to introduce E.W. to more people. Marigold didn’t have the willpower to resist picking him up.

  6. 3 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    After pondering the matter for a while, I figured that I would want to be reincarnated as a parrot.

  7. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Unicorns think that songs get stuck in the heart instead of the head. I’m guessing Marigold is adjusting the terminology for Phoebe’s benefit.

  8. 4 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    Sorry, not sorry. Oh, wait, I’m not even sorry about not being sorry.

  9. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Probably because Phoebe is the first he’s ever introduced himself to by his initials.

  10. 5 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    I literally died when I read this.