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  1. about 8 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    A guy I know said that his wife wants to get a horse, but doesn’t want to ride it. She would just go to the stable and look at it. So, keep in mind, it could get more pointless.

  2. about 8 hours ago on Ozy and Millie

    It looks like Felecia is the only one actually screaming.

  3. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Ms. Frizzle would like to know your location.

  4. 1 day ago on Ozy and Millie

    But Felecia already put the jewelry back. What’s Umqutep still angry about?

  5. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Dang it! I forgot the hyphen. We need to start over.

  6. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Phoebe’s Marigold has a scarf. Is that a bonus, or a crutch?

  7. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    He didn’t say that was the first time they met.

  8. 4 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    At some point while blindly stumbling around, Ozy managed to break the sarcopagus’s beard off.

  9. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Humans challenge each other to duels by slapping their opponent with a white glove. What’s the hoof equivalent?

  10. 5 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    How is he supposed to find a shadow with all that tape in his eyes?