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1. about 2 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Ravens are a Conspiracy.

2. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Do I need to explain your job to you again?

   No, but I’d like to hear your description of it, just for kicks.

3. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I poked around Dana’s twitter, and… did she say they’re making a movie?

4. 2 days ago on Ozy and Millie

   Liar Liar or The Truman Show?

5. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   It’s not that I see it as a competition. I just happen to naturally be on the internet at upload time.

6. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   A lot of animals consider direct eye contact to be a territorial threat. Someday, being absorbed in their phone is going to save someone’s life because of this.

7. 3 days ago on Ozy and Millie

   Of course they had an effect. Once he put them on, he knew about Orville Redenbacher.

8. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   It’s always awkward when past friends come back to haunt me. Past enemies, doubly so.

9. 4 days ago on Ozy and Millie

   Well, he’s gotten twenty minutes worth of permanent marker out of his fur before. An hours worth is basically the same thing three times.

10. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Oh, yeah, you. Remember when you kept flirting with me, and never got the message that I wasn’t interested? Even after my dad told me he saw you kissing another boy, you still persisted. Yeah, those were not good times. Go back to your real boyfriend.