Over 60; that's all you need to know.
Counting sheep is dull; counting fire engines is more interesting. I learned that on Sesame Street.
Until you can do it without thinking, it takes concentration. Like tying on an apron in the back.
We’d better get used to welcoming our new unicorn overlords.
Yeah the guy who wrote “I Kissed Dating Good-bye” just recently renounced his book so y’all can come out of the closet now.
This song taught me how to decline the verb “dig.” You dig?
It used to be everyone was entitled to their own orthography.
I wish I’d minored in Unicorn Cereal History in college.
You could petition the universe for Super Season, but the paperwork is murder!
In the play “A Thousand Clowns” a character answers the phone with “Do you have good news or money?”.
Get a cookbook! Or at least a tablet.