Over 60; that's all you need to know.
This is what it sounds like when hobbies die.
“You gotta be regular if you’re gonna be happy.”
Ain’t enough Buyagra in the world, Arlo.
Those eyes, “…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.”
“Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.” It’s the motto of Hogwarts, and means “Never tickle a sleeping dragon,” especially its nose.
“Whatever Grandpa got delivered, it’s not kosher.”
I’m reminded of Walt Kelly’s friend who said he never watched TV in the winter because all he’d see was a baseball field covered in snow.
Well, it IS to the west.
Or get someone to do a Shirley Bassey impersonation: “Nose-FINGERRRRRRRRR…”