Over 60; that's all you need to know.
He probably chats with lawyers when he visits certain relations of his on Visiting Day at the local jail.
Charles Schulz did the single snowflake joke back during the previous century (THAT puts my geezer life in perspective) but the punchline is ALL Marigold!
There’s a hundred and four days of summer vacation, and most of them are wasted on Jeri.
Phoebe, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!
Whatever Ben did before retirement, he was never a reference librarian.
Lunch ladies got the munchies!
Social life in Suburbia?
I’ve always said men and women play different games when shopping for anything: women play “The Price Is Right,” men play “Beat The Clock.”
“[German] ought to be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.” Mark Twain
Busting a frienemy for the Internet; Dakota’s going to have a merry Christmas.