Over 60; that's all you need to know.
To paraphrase James Barrie; “God gave us memories that we might have tanlines in December.”
Busted!
Be careful, she represents the HOA.
Actual pirates also used an hourglass to symbolize the fact that your time is up! But that’s pretty boring.
Don’t restaurants have machines for that in the back room?
Generate the certificate on the desktop computer; it’ll look classier that way.
I get the feeling that Arlo’s ring tone should have been Fate Knocks At The Door, aka the opening of Beethoven’s 5th Symphony: da-da-da-DUUUUUUN!
Phoebe and Marigold’s Butt Bongo Fiesta! Blame it on Howard Stern.
Day Of The Triffids.
You don’t get sick from getting your clothes wet. If that were the case, every beach would be quarantined.
To paraphrase James Barrie; “God gave us memories that we might have tanlines in December.”