Damon 2

William T. Goat, Esq. Free

Born of a goat, this unholy abomination appears to be the result of a forbidden union between man and beast. This twisted freak of nature, its human-like face crowned with a pair of sharp horns, its hairy naked torso balancing awkwardly atop a pair of cloven hooves, approaches unfortunate travelers under the midnight moon, and asks if they have read any good comics. Using its terrible claws to put on a pair of reading glasses, the monster apologizes for reeking of brimstone; it had spicy tacos for dinner.

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Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

By Dana Simpson

Recent Comments

  1. 19 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    When I sing along with the radio, I like to harmonize instead of just singing the melody.

  2. about 1 month ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    They say you can never truly delete something from the unicorn internet.

  3. 4 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Look at Miss Fancy-Pants over here

  4. 4 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I don’t mind the sun sometimes/ The images it shows/ I can taste you on my lips/ And smell you in my clothes/ Cinnamon and sugary/ And softly spoken lies/ You never know just how you look/ Through other people’s eyes

  5. 4 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Marigold: “Now, please remove your head.”

  6. 5 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Any child who has teased a boy on the playground for “running/throwing like a girl” is already making a distinction between “Sex” and “Gender”.

  7. 5 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Because she won’t stop singing about silver / Everyone around has had their fill of ’er!

  8. 6 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Just like in Superman III

  9. 6 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Sometimes humans talk like that when they are using recreational drugs. “Whoa man, have you ever looked at your hands? I mean REALLY looked?”

  10. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Careful Phoebe, you might get motion-sick if you remain weightless for more than a few seconds.