Damon version 2

William_Goat Free

Born of a goat, this unholy abomination appears to be the result of a forbidden union between man and beast. This twisted freak of nature, its human-like face crowned with a pair of sharp horns, its hairy naked torso balancing awkwardly atop a pair of cloven hooves, approaches unfortunate travelers under the midnight moon, and asks if they have read any good comics. Using its terrible claws to put on a pair of reading glasses, the monster apologizes for reeking of brimstone; it had spicy tacos for dinner.

Recent Comments

  1. about 1 month ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Marigold just lost The Game.

  2. 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Just because I’m half goat, people call me “Billy”.

  3. 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I thought unicorns could teleport.

  4. 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Phoebe has a cat.

  5. 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    It could be Fizzy Lifting Drink

  6. 2 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    “Cheat codes for life” is a pretty good definition of Magic.

  7. 3 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Reminds me of the physics joke about spherical cows.

  8. 3 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    https://gifdownload.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/gnome-rainbow-vomit-gif-7.gif

  9. 4 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Marigold should have said, she will help Phoebe UNICORN her way out of this.

  10. 5 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Is this a NewsRadio reference? (Super Karate Monkey Death Car)