Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 04, 2023

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    I block sunlight on all my bedroom windows. Sensible.

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    David_the_CAD  11 months ago

    The thing that I love most about using a CPAP machine, is that I can pull the covers up over my head and not have to worry about the sun.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  11 months ago

    They should lock her in her room and feed her through a hole in the door.

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    Erse IS better  11 months ago

    “If at first you don’t succeed, yank a little harder” is a perfectly natural behavior, but as a long-time shoe (un)tier, I can assure you that it’s not always a GOOD behavior. Apparently window shades are like that too.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    That scream probably just melted a few more icebergs and glaciers.

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    Bilan  11 months ago

    That’s what great about daylight savings time. Less sun in the morning and more in the evening, when you want to be out and about.

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    Can't Sleep  11 months ago

    Kate takes after her father. Danae takes after Genghis Khan.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 11 months ago

    All the way to the South Pole – impressive

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    gammaguy  11 months ago

    I love the sun. It energizes me when I wake.

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    LawrenceS  11 months ago

    Wow, I can’t remember the last time I slept that late. I don’t need to get up at 5:30, it just happens.

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    A# 466  11 months ago

    Should move to Indiana. Thanks to Mitch Daniel’s time (DST) and the state being in the Eastern time zone, clock time is almost 2 hours ahead of sun time.

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    up2trixx  11 months ago

    The farther north you go, the earlier the sun rises in summer. Here at 45 degrees, as of today, sunrise is 5:30. In another three weeks, at the solstice, it’ll be closer to 5AM (and it will begin to get light at 4:30 or so). Sunset will be near 9:20PM and it will stay usable daylight until about 10PM. You learn to ignore the sun while sleeping when the sun comes up that early.

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    Egrayjames  11 months ago

    Sunrise here in northernmost Maine is 4:40, but it is already light at 4. Thankfully DST makes it so it isn’t 3 AM daylight.

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    NotMe  11 months ago

    I heard of the shot heard around the world… but GAAH!

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member 11 months ago

    This is why I will never buy those blasted roller shades – too many less-than-fond childhood memories of shades that snapped up, and shades that fell off the window.

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    sandpiper  11 months ago

    I get a feeling Danae is something less than happy.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago

    I think when people say calm down, what they really mean is quiet down. It’s not that they expect you to get better, they just don’t want everyone to hear about it.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member 11 months ago

    I wear eye masks, live half way up to the top of Michigan. Sleep till ten sometimes. Luckily, can then stay up at night until it gets dark!

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    sleepyhead  11 months ago

    I don’t get it. What’s with the penguins?

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    garcoa  11 months ago

    I feel your pain, Danae. I am not a morning person either, which is why my comment is #543 or whatever.

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    Painted Wolf  11 months ago

    If it’s light in the Northern Hemisphere, shouldn’t it be dark in the Southern Hemisphere? It’s winter down there.

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    christelisbetty  11 months ago

    Most kids don’t get to that stage until teenage.

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    pheets  11 months ago

    7:45? Poor thing. More like 4:30 on the East coast atm…

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    GreenT267  11 months ago

    People have been using time since, well, the beginning of time. Or at least the beginning of communities. They used nature’s schedule for planting and harvesting, etc. because their survival depended on what and when nature did.They based their calendars on three natural cycles: the solar day, marked by the successive periods of light and darkness as the earth rotates on its axis; the lunar month, following the phases of the moon as it orbits the earth; and the solar year, defined by the changing seasons that accompany our planet’s revolution around the sun.

    Before artificial light, the moon had great social impact. For those living near the equator, its waxing and waning was more conspicuous than the passing of the seasons. So their calendars were influenced more by the lunar cycle than by the solar year. In more northern climes, however, seasonal agriculture was important and the solar year became more crucial.

    The Egyptians and Babylonians began to measure time at least 5,000 years ago, introducing calendars to to predict and plan planting and harvesting and to organize and coordinate communal activities and public events, and to schedule the shipment of goods. Because their community and religious events were centered around the success of the harvest.

    The first time-keeping devices were “Shadow Clocks”, developed by the ancient Egyptians. They divided the day into 12-hour periods and used some of their enormous obelisks to track the movement of the sun. The Egyptians also developed the water clock [Amenhotep III, 1415 – 1380 BCE]. Water clocks [clepsydra] were later adopted by the Ancient Greeks. The Zhou Dynasty also developed their own versions around the same time.

    Calendars and clocks were invented as a tool to help people know nature’s time when things should or could be done. We now allow time to dictate when to do things in spite of nature. The tool has become the master.

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    Out of the Past  11 months ago

    I still feel a little panicky when I wake up and it’s already daylight.

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    SusieB  11 months ago

    Get Danae a sleep mask

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 11 months ago

    Eyeshades, Danae, eyeshades.

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    Sun  11 months ago

    Rise and Shine, Danae.

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    Diat60  11 months ago

    I can sleep through sunrise, but that darned robin who starts VERY loud twittering at 4:00 am……………………………

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 11 months ago

    Just this morning I was counting the days until daylight hours decrease again.

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    Redd Panda  11 months ago

    When I was a little panda, first light meant …

    All Pandas on Deck

    Sleep in and waste a Summer day? Not likely.

    Corn flakes and Today with Dave Garroway, then off on my way. Got to check the frog pond, see if any of the guys are at the ballpark et C. Busy days are happy days.

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    kathleenhicks62  11 months ago

    I understand, June 21st day light does get less.

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    liberalnlovinit  11 months ago

    Don’t anyone tell Danae that it’s 7:45 – PM.

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    pflutke59  11 months ago

    Had that problem when working shifts. Solution was to install blackout curtains larger than windows. Now, in Arizona, I welcome sunrise, signalling the coolest part of the day,

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Maybe she’d be better off sleeping in a coffin

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    MemaJean  11 months ago

    Summer as a kid was awesome. I never could sleep in with windows open and my friends gearing up for the day.

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    joannesshadow  11 months ago

    Where did she get that bedside lamp? I think I want one!

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    locake  11 months ago

    Why didn’t she shut the shade all the way before she went to sleep? That would have kept most of the light out.

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    Fuzzy Kombu  11 months ago

    I’m with Danae on the morning-sunlight thing.

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    Billy Yank  11 months ago

    Only 17 more days to the start of Summer at the solstice.

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    T...  11 months ago

    Finally, a good one…

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    sperry532  11 months ago

    I’m with Danae on this one.

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    Mario500  11 months ago

    (admires art of this cartoon)

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    KimberlyM1  11 months ago

    Danae, some friendly advice. Blackout curtains are your friend.

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    ChrisTrey  11 months ago

    Since they live in Maine and the penguins should be in Antarctica, wouldn’t all of the North Eastern USA be deaf now?

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    tinstar  11 months ago

    7:45? I’d be ecstatic to make it to 4:00!

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    Ermine Notyours  11 months ago

    Our family took a Yellowstone and Grand Teton vacation in the fall of 1987. At about that time, a company near Salt Lake City was testing the new engine for the Space Shuttle. I asked my step dad if we would be able to hear the test and he said, “Not if it’s successful.”

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    steve7701 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Danae must have strict parents. I never got up before 10 AM during summer vacation.

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    cripplious  11 months ago

    hated getting up early for school but was up at 5am every day of summer break. NES would not play itself.

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    198.23.5.11  11 months ago

    Summer Camp. Better known as “Danae Savings Time”

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    Joe Shmoe  11 months ago

    You nailed it :-)

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    tcviii Premium Member 10 months ago

    7:45 is not stinkin’ early. I am retired. By then I should be showered and getting dressed for breakfast.

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