I had a bullmastiff once, and I bought one of those micro-RC helicopters. Now, bullmastiffs are very large dogs and are generally lazy and laid back. They are not known for speed and energy. So imagine my surprise thd first time I flew that helicopter through the living room. That 155-pound dog was jumping so high you’d think he was on a pogo stick. The floor joists were basically acting like a big trampoline. Needless to say, things got broken and that helicopter was never flown in the house again.
I have sneezed and broken ribs. It was the second most painful thing ice ever done. The number one most painful thing was the next sneeze.
Hey, Megatron was a 40 foot tall robot that transformed into a handgun that another 40 foot tall robot could hold in his hand. Cartoon physics.
Yes I do, it’s my all-time favourite comic series
Back when I first met my husband he lied about his age. Nothing big: he was 30, said he was 28 (I was 27). I asked him why he lied and he said “30 is like 50 in gay years”.
He just turned 52 yesterday. I wonder how that translates in “gay years”?
I went to a drive-in movie here in Nova Scotia a few years ago and ordered a cheeseburger at the concessions stand. The kid behind the counter handed me a hamburger and a slice of processed cheese still in the plastic wrapper. My God, I laughed…
Take off, eh?
They’ve already got an elephant and a Cougar
That’s the best analogy I’ve seen