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  1. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    I had a bullmastiff once, and I bought one of those micro-RC helicopters. Now, bullmastiffs are very large dogs and are generally lazy and laid back. They are not known for speed and energy. So imagine my surprise thd first time I flew that helicopter through the living room. That 155-pound dog was jumping so high you’d think he was on a pogo stick. The floor joists were basically acting like a big trampoline. Needless to say, things got broken and that helicopter was never flown in the house again.

  2. 8 days ago on Garfield

    I have sneezed and broken ribs. It was the second most painful thing ice ever done. The number one most painful thing was the next sneeze.

  3. 16 days ago on Endtown

    Hey, Megatron was a 40 foot tall robot that transformed into a handgun that another 40 foot tall robot could hold in his hand. Cartoon physics.

  4. about 2 months ago on Berkeley Mews

    Yes I do, it’s my all-time favourite comic series

  5. 2 months ago on AJ and Magnus

    Back when I first met my husband he lied about his age. Nothing big: he was 30, said he was 28 (I was 27). I asked him why he lied and he said “30 is like 50 in gay years”.

    He just turned 52 yesterday. I wonder how that translates in “gay years”?

  6. 3 months ago on The Other Coast

    If only…

  7. 3 months ago on Broom Hilda

    I went to a drive-in movie here in Nova Scotia a few years ago and ordered a cheeseburger at the concessions stand. The kid behind the counter handed me a hamburger and a slice of processed cheese still in the plastic wrapper. My God, I laughed…

  8. 3 months ago on Frazz

    Take off, eh?

  9. 3 months ago on Endtown

    They’ve already got an elephant and a Cougar

  10. 3 months ago on Prickly City

    That’s the best analogy I’ve seen