Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 09, 2023

I think she’d rather you went off and made a pie chart.

Put on a smile

Kamala would love to join you.

Made me laugh!

Ask her instead if she would like to make a MasterCard logo. It’s worth a shot anyway.

There are face emojis and there are hand emojis. Just sayin’.

She just wants to hang a-round.

She should put on a bow and turn into Ms Pac-Man and bite him.

… and put a little sump’n in the middle?

Hey! Hey! I was just talking about the intersection, y’all get your minds outa the gutter, it’s Venn Diagram humor!

Remember text emojis? :) or :( or (o )( o)

“Sorry … it can’t happen – we have nothing in common.”

‘Venn Emojis become desperate’

In a round about way, she declined his offer….

It would be funnier without the caption.

Just guessing she’s not buying what he’s offering.

And to really confuse her, suggest making a fuzzy cognitive map.

Venn will we be going???

That would probably be a Null Set.

I’ve always been partial to being convex with someone who is concave.

“Taken 2,” Liam Neeson used a Venn to explain to his daughter what she had to do to find mom. ’Gave this old techie a great laugh.

He wants to take her home and have intersects.

This “pictograph” is happening obviously in a “bar graph” where his “line graph” resulted her telling him to “scatter plot” … how “fun-nel chart” is that …?

( emojitional, though )

Thanks Dave, that is really cleverly brilliant and funny too, and profound, if you stop to think about it in Venn terms…

Retired teacher here who endured so many workshops where former teachers, who had left the teaching profession to join the paid lecture tour, preached about the benefits of Venn Diagrams in explaining things to students. Most of my students were eye rolling right along with Ralph when I attempted to guide them through the compare/contrast process.