The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 21, 2023

They should form a conga line.

let’s just hold hands hands hands hands hands hands hands hands…

“Then just put your foot on my foot and that foot on my next foot . . .”

And she can’t remember where she left them.

The old joke: “What goes 99 clump, 99 clump”? A centipede with a wooden leg!

What is this, a sock hop and those things on the floor are shoes? It’s gonna take a looong time to match them up!

At the point at such parties when everybody participates in the Hokey Pokey, it is hilarious when millepedes try to do it and get all tangled up.

Doesn’t matter I can fake anything.

C’mon baby, do the locomotion!

Mama told her there’d be days like this…

Hey, I see the lights, no see the party lights; they’re red and green and blue

So you step on his feet. He probably deserves it.

These critters look like Millipedes, so 200 left feet would result in 800 right feet?

‘Pretty sure that’s inedible parts of spiders on the floor, not confetti.

And, her dress doesn’t come down far enough, kids.

And her shoe closets must be a sight.

Just do the hokey-pokey. That could take hours.

Something doesn’t add up. ;)

I’d hate to be her podiatrist.

Just have a little of that spiked punch, and maybe you’ll feel less so.

Some of these millipedes seem to have a leg shortage, especially towards their head end, having only one pair of legs per segment rather than 2 pairs per segment (as their class name Diplopoda = “double legged” indicates). Some of their segments, especially toward the back end, look okay. [Centipedes have only one pair of legs per segment.]

Centipedes have 100 feet. Millipedes should have about a thousand.

Well then it’s all right…

One time I had 201 left feet.

I’ll bet she got scouted a lot for the female centipede softball team