Believe me “gramming” it is the last thing you want to do. Dissemination is a lot worse charge than accidentally keeping such a document. I hope it’s not a UK classified document. The Ministry of Defence has even less tolerance for such things than the Pentagon.
A buddy of mine got in some hot water in ’Nam when he was suspected of letting the carbon paper of some docs disappear. He was eventually exonerated, but he described it as not a pleasant experience.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
George Smiley and his people are going to be all over Zonker.
Argythree about 1 year ago
Not you, too, Zonker! Does everyone have classified papers except me?
lalapalooza Premium Member about 1 year ago
hahaha only Zonker would have a step up on the game back then!!
californiamonty about 1 year ago
Oh, this is not that bad. But, alas, ‘tis old news. What I’m looking forward to is next Sunday’s strip!
cdward about 1 year ago
It’s okay if it’s a British classified document.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
My secret documents are under my mattress. And yes I do read the articles!
gammaguy about 1 year ago
“It’s okay if it’s a British classified document.”
Aren’t all British documents about their “class” system?
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
I can’t read the ads in the newspaper anymore: They’re classified.
gigagrouch about 1 year ago
The Brits take their Official Secrets Act very, very seriously.
Kilrwat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Can’t wait to see where this goes. At least he didn’t roll any blunts with the paper.
sschardi about 1 year ago
when I was in the AF, we used “burn bags” and took them to the huge incinerator
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago
Kinda doubtful Z had anything remotely classified unless it was related to cannabis.
RadioDial Premium Member about 1 year ago
With this strip’s longevity, all the reminisces actually did happen. Not many strips can say that.
ajnotales about 1 year ago
Methinks Lord Trudeau was BRILLIANT to set up this gag so many years ago. Now that’s advance planning…
Flossie Mud Duck about 1 year ago
Thank you, Garry. Made my day.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Believe me “gramming” it is the last thing you want to do. Dissemination is a lot worse charge than accidentally keeping such a document. I hope it’s not a UK classified document. The Ministry of Defence has even less tolerance for such things than the Pentagon.
Boomer with a view about 1 year ago
Zonker can just declassify it by thinking it is declassified.
Durak Premium Member about 1 year ago
And, suddenly, I am once again yearning for new dailies of Doonesbury.
ShadowMaster about 1 year ago
How now Zonk?
dlaemmerhirt999 about 1 year ago
Zonker got ZONKED!
stamps about 1 year ago
I have classified ads. Does that count?
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
All of my old documents have been classified as well … as “irrelevant”.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 1 year ago
Well, the Zonker connection might explain some of their recent “problems”.
HodgeElmwood about 1 year ago
I have classified papers!!
Of course, that’s probably because I worked in classified advertising for a long time ;)
harf59 about 1 year ago
I once read some classified ads in my summer home. They could still be there
Rick Smith Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yeah, those darn things are everywhere.
Seed_drill about 1 year ago
A buddy of mine got in some hot water in ’Nam when he was suspected of letting the carbon paper of some docs disappear. He was eventually exonerated, but he described it as not a pleasant experience.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 1 year ago
LOL…Only one?
198.23.5.11 about 1 year ago
It’s only the recipe for the perfect homemade strawberry preserve
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 1 year ago
this is way late. that’s the problem with trudeau not doing dailys
tcviii Premium Member about 1 year ago
I think we have learned that way too many documents are classified.