The original humpty dumpty wasn’t mentioned as an egg, that didn’t come until the victorian age. It’s thought it was a cannon in the english civil war, c 1644.
sorry but this, like most conspiracy theories, does not make sense. first of all everyone is talking about Humpty being pushed when the depiction clearly shows he’s about to be pulled. second, the mixing bowl is clearly insufficient for containing and scrambling Humpty. and third, where is the heat source?
C about 1 year ago
This is gonna crack him up
sirbadger about 1 year ago
If they have a pan on each side, they won’t care which direction he falls. While trying to avoid one pan, he’ll fall into the other one.
Erse IS better about 1 year ago
Can’t make a fairy-tale without breaking eggs?
Bilan about 1 year ago
Egg-cellent conspiracy theory.
Superfrog about 1 year ago
Looks like he’ll probably go over easy.
Sanspareil about 1 year ago
He looks non-orange!!
Is he for real??
halibaitor about 1 year ago
I knew it!
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Scrambled fairy tales.
Doug K about 1 year ago
All the king’s cooks and all the king’s bakers …
… couldn’t get him to fall into the pan.
Enter.Name.Here about 1 year ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
had a great breakfast with bacon on the side that morning.
Ermine Notyours about 1 year ago
Well, with the price of eggs these days…
WickWire64 about 1 year ago
And they end up with lots of bits of shell
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
Put forward by Quack Anon.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Like most ideas, the pan is too small to contain the problem
sprint about 1 year ago
Humpty Dumpty was a (British ?) cannon that fell off the wall.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 1 year ago
The original humpty dumpty wasn’t mentioned as an egg, that didn’t come until the victorian age. It’s thought it was a cannon in the english civil war, c 1644.
Earnestly Frank about 1 year ago
He had a lousy summer, but he had a great fall.
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Once over not so easy. Low and slow, with butter in the skillet. Have the extra emergency toast handy.
dadoctah about 1 year ago
Pretty sure there are already sweatshirts that say “Humpty Dumpty was pushed”.
Mario500 about 1 year ago
(does not understand this cartoon)
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good idea. He needs a good scrambling he is already cracked.
kartis about 1 year ago
œuf.
Impact55 about 1 year ago
I always wondered how he got up on the wall to begin with.
robert.l.stevens about 1 year ago
Why do we think Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Ishka Bibel about 1 year ago
I am only here to see who posts “No where does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg”
Twocat about 1 year ago
sorry but this, like most conspiracy theories, does not make sense. first of all everyone is talking about Humpty being pushed when the depiction clearly shows he’s about to be pulled. second, the mixing bowl is clearly insufficient for containing and scrambling Humpty. and third, where is the heat source?
Trevor.brown about 1 year ago
Of course nowhere in the story does it say Humpty is an egg.
phileaux about 1 year ago
No where in the rhyme does it mention eggs
monya_43 about 1 year ago
Happy Mardi Gras everybody!! It’s Fat Tuesday, have some pancakes.
ladykat about 1 year ago
I’m not sure I get it, but I think it’s funny.
gregcomn about 1 year ago
Grassy Knoll assassins. . . .
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
I believe this simple fairy tale started when a souffle “fell”. :)
JohnTheFoole about 1 year ago
But was Humpty-Dumpty really an actual egg? I think not!
rick92040 about 1 year ago
The rhyme never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
mindjob about 1 year ago
It never said how Humpty fell. I always assumed he drank some MD 20-20
Bookworm about 1 year ago
That’s what happens when Eggs try stand-up comedy. Nobody gets the yolks, and then they get panned.
AndrewSihler about 1 year ago
Aha! So that’s where “all the king’s horses and all the king’s men” comes in!
T... about 1 year ago
Just gotta get the shells out…
T... about 1 year ago
He’s in for a hell of a lot of shellacking…
tee929 about 1 year ago
Was Humpty Dumpty and the Great Wall Fall the inspiration for Donald Dumpster’s “The Wall?”
MFRXIM Premium Member about 1 year ago
These comments are a welcome laugh after todays political jackasseries.
Kveldulf about 1 year ago
Judging by the height of their hats, I see six chefs to command the staff but no cooks to do the actual cooking.
websterphreaky about 1 year ago
First Good Wiley Comic in about 3 months.
einarbt about 1 year ago
Why did I assume that the chefs are French.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 1 year ago
Eating an intelligent being? Practically cannibalism.
bakana about 1 year ago
Where is the Spinach for the Eggs Florentine?
DigitalJim about 1 year ago
Nowhere in the poem is Humpty Dumpty discribed as an egg.
cwg about 1 year ago
So it was a French chef operation.