On one side we have celebrities who want to dictate what parts of their lives are open to public scrutiny; on the other we have fans who think that they have ownership over the lives of their favorite celebrities and “deserve” to know everything about them.
First, Calvin says his life was one big bore from the start. Now he says it’s a fascinating series of amazing exploits! And neither of them are exactly true…
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Maybe if Calvin was paid by the word, we could get more out of him.
codycab about 1 year ago
Fiction does not make a memoir, Calvin.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 1 year ago
Just don’t write about the Noodle Incident.
scotta775 about 1 year ago
The Creators Syndicate does not.
sirbadger about 1 year ago
Calvin would be a major buzz-kill on talk shows by refusing to talk. Some authors go on talk shows to promote their books.
cholomanaba about 1 year ago
some writer in the oven…. (sight).
su43dipta about 1 year ago
Publishers usually don’t care for manuscripts that break the third wall and tell readers to “butt out”!
hagarthehorrible about 1 year ago
Calvin why do I feel your memoirs are one of the most riveting ones, thanks to Mr Watterson.
Calvinist1966 about 1 year ago
Nowadays, Calvin would be used to using a computer keyboard rather than a pen.
Kaputnik about 1 year ago
“Tell all” books generally sell better than the “tell nothing” ones.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
Typing didn’t help Snoopy any, Calvin; so I wouldn’t sweat it!
joegeethree about 1 year ago
Love Hobbes answer.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Hobbes suggests Cal’s page wouldn’t be worth a page of typing paper.
rshive about 1 year ago
Don’t use all caps, Calvin.
g04922 about 1 year ago
Hobbes is trying to be diplomatic…but at same time, critical.
eced52 about 1 year ago
How many six-year-olds can actually spell memoir?
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
l used to collect rejection notices until it got to be an embarrassing stack. I did better writing and producing my own radio plays, but not much. :)
The Wolf In Your Midst about 1 year ago
On one side we have celebrities who want to dictate what parts of their lives are open to public scrutiny; on the other we have fans who think that they have ownership over the lives of their favorite celebrities and “deserve” to know everything about them.
flagmichael about 1 year ago
Funny how my memory skips / Looking over manuscripts / Of unpublished rhyme / Drinking my vodka and lime
Paul Simon… he knew what happens to so many manuscripts.
mindjob about 1 year ago
Somehow I don’t picture Calvin doing a book signing anytime soon
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
It depends on what type.
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
Printed on notebook paper, wide ruled preferred, and double spaced.
Bilan about 1 year ago
Saying “None of it’s your business”, is really saying that he doesn’t want to admit to anything that could be used against him in court.
wiley207 about 1 year ago
First, Calvin says his life was one big bore from the start. Now he says it’s a fascinating series of amazing exploits! And neither of them are exactly true…
StevePappas about 1 year ago
I’d read that book.
Mediatech about 1 year ago
Just make up something The truth would be too unbelievable.
pixiekitten Premium Member about 1 year ago
The best autobiography ever.