ive been re-reading a few more recent pearls comics and i’ve noticed that zebra barely seems to appear in any new comics at all. is there a reason for that???
Even Fred and his gun would not be enough for me. I’ve always considered exercise only slightly less reprehensible than murdering your mother and eating her brains with a spoon.
“I needed a drink, I needed a vacation, I needed a lot of bacon. What I had was a coat, a hat, and a gun. I put them on and… " (with apologies to Raymond Chandler).
Just as goat didn’t see Fred because he wasn’t in the panel, if you watch action TV shows and movies, you’ll catch times when somebody gets surprised, punched, etc., for no other reason than they couldn’t see it coming from outside the picture frame. — Thanks to my older brother, Bill, for pointing that out; I’ve gotten a kick out of it many times since.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
The 2A at work.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
You don’t often meet a trainer of his caliber.
(rimshot)
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
that is poor triggermanagement Fred, you want to be. threat, not to be and actual effect’
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Pig has hired a cattle prod guy to improve his jogging.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maybe that would work for me.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
My resolution is to make no resolutions.
john_ over 1 year ago
ive been re-reading a few more recent pearls comics and i’ve noticed that zebra barely seems to appear in any new comics at all. is there a reason for that???
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m like about 97% of people, I bought equipment and never used it. I have to go to a gym
Walter Kocker Premium Member over 1 year ago
I simply changed the name I call my toilet from “John” to “Jim”.
Now I go to the Jim every day.
Sometimes twice.
AndreasMartin over 1 year ago
No need for that. Back ache will make you do things you’d never imagined when you were young.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
Do ya feel lucky, punk? I mean pig
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
I think Fred secretly wants to actually aim that gun, so he can get some free pork chops.
Jimvideo over 1 year ago
We need comics gun control. Legislation is on its way.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I doubt Pig will reform….RAT will discourage him, to be sure‼️
HAPPY NEW YEAR‼️
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hopefully it’s a prop gun
Croc Holliday over 1 year ago
Nothing funny about gun violence.
wongo over 1 year ago
Oh shoot! I missed the punch line!
brick10 over 1 year ago
Pig’s shorts seem to be drooping from 1 to 2 to 3.
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
Mr Bigshot, you’re never gonna get my love…
wolfebruce8 over 1 year ago
Groan…………
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Pearls turns 21 today. Rat is finally a legal drinking age.
Kveldulf over 1 year ago
Even Fred and his gun would not be enough for me. I’ve always considered exercise only slightly less reprehensible than murdering your mother and eating her brains with a spoon.
tom494 over 1 year ago
Funny, Funny, Funny … I still rely on the tested and true falling brick wall myself.
potfarmer over 1 year ago
We need leaner bacon
T... over 1 year ago
38 caliber it was…
Larry S over 1 year ago
Shades of “Fight Club” scene with convenience store clerk who wants to be a veterinarian.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
For Pigs sake, hope Fred doesn’t have an itchy trigger finger.
dlaemmerhirt999 over 1 year ago
The only “gun” I need at my head is my large gut and increasingly-large “guns” on my arms!
zeexenon over 1 year ago
How gauche, red on pink.
NWdryad over 1 year ago
I want one of those.
Bilan over 1 year ago
After the workout, Pig tells Fred, Just shoot me!
rethompson over 1 year ago
Groan
rwh2 over 1 year ago
“I needed a drink, I needed a vacation, I needed a lot of bacon. What I had was a coat, a hat, and a gun. I put them on and… " (with apologies to Raymond Chandler).
knight1192a over 1 year ago
Now the question is when will Fred drop the resolution.
FrankSF Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yo, Fred, you got any bookings left open?
Ugly, Fat and Crabby over 1 year ago
That might work for me. But it’s more likely that I’d tell Fred to just go ahead and shoot me.
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Adapted from the Stephen King method for quitting smoking.
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just as goat didn’t see Fred because he wasn’t in the panel, if you watch action TV shows and movies, you’ll catch times when somebody gets surprised, punched, etc., for no other reason than they couldn’t see it coming from outside the picture frame. — Thanks to my older brother, Bill, for pointing that out; I’ve gotten a kick out of it many times since.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Some pigs are more literal-minded than others, too, Pig….
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
“Right said Fred”
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
You’ve- triggered- quite a response
alantain 3 months ago
I just need someone to drag me kicking and screaming.