In appeasement to his master I prefer to call him #AgentOrange.
Like they’d ever make that cretin an officer. He might make Corporal if his daddy pulled enough strings.
Every boy in the world would be experiencing the joys of fatherhood by age 14.
Like mother, like daughter, I say. Grandma doesn’t hear a word Andy says and sleeps where she wants. Andy doesn’t hear a word her family says and cooks what she wants.
Sadly, he’ll just pick somebody at random to harass.
Took me a while to decode that Nixon stonewall.
Look Ma! Both hands!
Now I KNOW that Ann is going to somehow ruin Tiffany’s date with her dad. Tiffany’s redemption arc is slow and excruciating, but eventually (hopefully) she’ll come out the other side as part of the gang rather than a snotty, above-it-all outsider.
I bet his kids think he’s super!