Why did Steve’s admittedly unpalatable joke wind up at the BOTTOM here? Did Tuco do this? After all, RBION did start the whole big butts topic today—an obvious temptation. And my previous comment on his joke disappeared too. Plus, I have not seen Mr. Shrilly here in quite a while. Somebody kicked somebody’s b*tt down the ladder here!
Technically, Ketchup sets itself up as a semi-crystalline solid and shaking will break that bond thus allowing it to flow more freely . . . similar to quick mud in an earthquake such as Port Royal’s or the dry lake bed upon which some major cities are built!
Copy-&-Paste over 1 year ago
No disbelief on the part about BUTTS!
monkeysky over 1 year ago
Our big glutes makes us one of the best animals in the planet’s history at walking on two legs for long periods of time.
Kangaroos are technically even better, but their whole strategy is a lot different than ours.
monkeysky over 1 year ago
I wonder if McD’s decided to avoid the classic “aristocrats” joke. If you’re not familiar with that one, be careful when looking it up.
pearlsbs over 1 year ago
It was a then-21-year-old secretary for McDonald’s advertising department, Esther Glickstein, who gave it the name Big Mac.
Copy-&-Paste over 1 year ago
Looks like that kid’s taking a leak into the wind under that tree. “Gone with the Wind”
Grumpy Old Guy over 1 year ago
Calling the Big Mac “The Aristocrat” would akin to putting lipstick on a pig….
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Imagine what these animals would be doing while staring at Kim you-know-whose butt!
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
I believe Ketchup does, trying to get rid of the watery 1st squirt might cause the whole bottle to be a little thinner
J. R. M. over 1 year ago
Don’t we also have the largest brains in proportion to body size?
bookworm0812 over 1 year ago
Where’s the special Mac sauce?
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
A lot of things become thinner when you shake them. Including me.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
And my ex’s butt accounted for most of that disparity.
Take care, may proud derriere cataloger Randal “We Must Contemplate The Hidden Functionalities” Keisterord be with you, and gesundheit.
DigitalJim over 1 year ago
Of course it becomes thinner, the water separates out to the top.
artegal over 1 year ago
The Aristocrat would have been the perfect companion to the Royale with Cheese.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, if they are using Americans for that first factoid, then I guess it is accurate.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
The two founders of the McDonald’s restaurant were Mac and Dick McDonald. Their most famous burger is named after one of them.
I’m really glad they went with Big Mac.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
Another burger? Sure.
Russian POW calls home: ‘Mum, I’ve been captured’.
Mum: ‘Where are you?’
POW: ‘Ukraine.’
Mum: ‘Can you get us a Big Mac?’
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
Moving on to “butts”
What’s the difference between a butt kisser and a brown-nose?
Depth perception.
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
How many researchers DID it take to measure the butts of lions, tigers, and bears, oh my?
Then of course, how and where do you find an octopus’s butt?
Cone of Silence over 1 year ago
Plenty of sugar-laden tomato-saucin’ condiment
on your frequent, size-of-a-continent,
hot-off-the-grill-o
Aristocrats
- drats! -
will leave you totin’ your own sofa pillow.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Sometimes when I’m shopping, I’ve almost said out loud, “Look at that big butt!!!”…
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
Oh come now. The butt of an elephant is more than what I weigh altogether.
May the Lord be with you as He is with me.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Elephant butts are bigger,except for more than half of the mother-in-laws
ekke over 1 year ago
Would we still have the biggest butts if we were bent over at 90 degrees like the animals?
Or am I horses-patoot for even asking?
diegot over 1 year ago
I thought that’s why we shook the ketchup bottle!
The Duke over 1 year ago
Another Kardashians story?
Peabody N. Sherman over 1 year ago
Yeah, someone in the tasting group probably referred to it as “Afistocrap”.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Human women also have the biggest boobs in the animal kingdom. On average.
heathcliff2 over 1 year ago
Larger containers are preferable so the ketchup can be spooned the same as mayonnaise.
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Why did Steve’s admittedly unpalatable joke wind up at the BOTTOM here? Did Tuco do this? After all, RBION did start the whole big butts topic today—an obvious temptation. And my previous comment on his joke disappeared too. Plus, I have not seen Mr. Shrilly here in quite a while. Somebody kicked somebody’s b*tt down the ladder here!
Izzy Moreno over 1 year ago
This would’ve been less creepy if it featured an adult instead of a kid.
billsplut over 1 year ago
“And what do you call these burgers?”“The ARISTOCRATS!!”Anyone who knows that joke sure ain’t eating one.
Meranda over 1 year ago
Thinner, but it also prevents all of the separated water/vinegar/runny liquid from going all over whatever you are applying it to!
tinstar over 1 year ago
It’s interesting that someone with the last name beginning with a “K,” first came to mind, with the “big butt” part.
acellist Premium Member over 1 year ago
Technically, Ketchup sets itself up as a semi-crystalline solid and shaking will break that bond thus allowing it to flow more freely . . . similar to quick mud in an earthquake such as Port Royal’s or the dry lake bed upon which some major cities are built!
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Or in the universe if you’re a kardashian or some other big bummed, botox injecting, empty brain idiot
WDD about 1 year ago
I don’t know; I’ve seen horses’ a- uh, butts, and they looked pretty big.