That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 29, 2022

So, dear, that means you’ll just have to stop taking your work home from the Lubyanka Building

The Kowalskis enjoyed starting the day by reading how they cut their children out or their will.

“To the Honorable Horace Weems, dear sir, this is to inform you that the warranty on thy carriage has expired! Further, did you or a loved one live on or near Camp Lejuene?”

/// The proud parents of Polish-born Weiss

read his letter of friendly advice:

“Well-known spreaders of hate

dined with ex-head-of-state.

Hide the bagels; croissants would be nice.”

“Dear Mom and Dad,

Will you be willing to pose for a commission for my next painting? I’ll give you 10% for what I get paid for it; 25% if I’m paid in crypto.

Love,

Your Son Wojciech”

So Stanley these limericks are a form of entertainment?

It’s a letter from the new IRS saying we’re being audited, and their new name is now IRSS.

So, snow on the roof; fire in the furnace, eh?

It’s from the neighbors. Did you tell them we like to dance? They invited us to something called a “swingers party”

Anna finally found a way to tell Boris that neither of the children were his.

My dear, if you would put aside your vanity and get glasses, I would not have to read your sister’s gossip to you.

Somebody sent us a Polish joke!

The HOA wants us to keep the goat out-of-sight.

Looking at Stanislaus, Katrina realized that he really was a smug, self-centered, self-righteous knob.

Well, sweetie, it seems our boy Wojo has found a nice job with the police in the American city of New York and will send for us soon.

This letter says to check our email; what’s email?

My great-grandmother, reading letters from back home (Romania) that were written in old German. Sure do miss her. And her wisdom. And her cooking.

It says, “If you can read this you are holding it too close”.

“‘It was a dark and stormy night….’ And you’re wondering why they rejected your novel?”

“So, this new Will allocates none of my fortune to the children from my first marriage should I die within the next couple of days. Otherwise my original Will allocating a 50/50 split between them and you still applies.”

“I’m feeling pretty good so OK…GET ME A PEN!”

The Polish did know how to make them babies…

The best one in a long time LOL

Apparently our ethnicity qualifies us to live rent free in one of the nations retirement camps.

“Everything in this agreement seems to be in order. But what’s this about a ‘male harem’?”

“Do you know any Nigerian Princes, dear?"

Why does this mail-in ballot have only one name when there are two people running?

Wait. They’re the ones with small children, but they’re asking the neighbor to keep it down?

Artist’s Parents: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Paintings by Wojciech Weiss" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Eltern, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (best viewed using Google Chrome which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3033 (November 22, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

Soon thereafter their will was read/

And Wojo might aswell have been dead/

He had hoped for a portion/

Of the family fortune/

mr.& mrs. Stinemetz looking at bill for her abortion. it would cost less to have the boy

/// Stanislaw was convinced he’d succeed

at obtaining her half of the deed.

His wife shortly would sign

her name there. Bottom line?

Wife Maria had not learned to read.

He: It is from my brother. He his wife and 12 children want to spend the holidays with us. She: oh joy!

You did say you wanted me to spell it out for you!