Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 02, 2022

City slicker? Urban cowboy?

That’s his way of letting know that he’s planning to round them up, brand them and lead them to a slaughter (He’s actually working for their competitors)

Yeah, every rodeo needs a clown.

All hat and no cattle.

Could be his last bull ride.

Is he a wearin’ boots padner?

What happens if his spurs get stuck to his office chair?

and a big iron on his hip

Time to pony up!

Yippee ki-yay!

Mark has actually never been to any rodeo anywhere. And since this is not a rodeo, this is not his first.

Looks to be about 10 gallons short of a cow poke.

A certain spokesman for a reverse mortgage company comes to mind. Not his first rodeo and not mine either. He trusts the company. That means his paycheck didn’t bounce!!

No spurs at the meetings Mark.

They might vote to send him on his last roundup.

“It is, however, his first board meeting.”

Chairman of the bored?

Well there partner. It appears to me that most of those city boys are all dressed up for a necktie party. We shouldn’t disappoint them.

All hat, no cattle.

It should be a felony to speak that phrase, unless you’re a cowboy, of course.

what a clown

making fun of the home reverse mortgage loan for seniors

Yup, and he’s got the belt buckle to prove it!

It sure wasn’t an Easterner who invented THAT saying.

Make him ride a live bull to prove his worth.Saw all-bull-riding atMadison Square Garden a few years ago(a rare trip East)I was out of there in less than two hours—I think only 2 of 15 managed to stay on.

This year I took my granddaughter to the Ft. Worth Stock Show & Rodeo, mainly so she could from now on say "this isn’t my first…

Yee Haw Buckaroo!!!

Yeah, if we don’t participate/witness a goat rodeo at least once a week we don’t feel like we’ve earned that paycheck.

But, can he stick around for the full 8 second ride?

He’s an old cow hand, from the Rio Grande, but his legs ain’t bowed, an his cheeks ain’t tan…………….

J. P. Richardson evidently wanted us to know the same.

I still can’t figure out just what the heck that means.Magnum uses that expression when hawking reverse mortgages.

….. he’s got a mouth full of howdy and a hand full of much abliged

Mark is apparently one of those who learns a new metaphor, takes it literally, and has to share it.

Big iron on his hip! Funny toon and response!

Is that what Americans call meetings, nowadays?

He’s come full circle with roundups!

I could smell it on his boots as soon as he walked into the room.