That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 05, 2022

Bill was given the responsibility of blowing the warning horn so all the sea creatures could act like they were on their best behavior when Neptune returned.

/// Neptune, wearing his Sea God gold crown,

has ensured that his girlfriends can’t drown.

How do mermaids make love?

His are human above.

They’re fish from the thighs, (not the waist) down.

/// Each one is an amphibious beauty,

(led by horse-whipping, spear-toting putti).

As per Neptune’s design

fish and females combine:

mermaids with a vagîna and boôty.

Who’s idea was it to give a spear to a cherub? That isn’t Aphrodite’s little love arrows. You know that isn’t going to end well.

See, Zeus? If you just hire the nymphs, then you don’t need to go chasing half way across Greece to catch one.

Now that is what I call an “All Inclusive Resort!”

You should see the size of the oyster he opened with that trident.

You know I’m bad, I’m bad, come on, they know it!

I’d be afraid of being trampled by those huge steeds.

Heck of a gum ball.

Seems like a lot of fanfare for a trip to Walmart

Well, Poseidon is the god of sea, water, earthquakes, and….horses.

Neptune scored a perfect 300 with his solid gold bowling ball.

This here is the pic of Poseidon /

O’er the ocean he’s gleefully glidin’/

He’s the god of the waves/

(And a god never shaves-

He’s too busy bringing the tide in..)///

He rides rides on the crest of the swell/

In a huge horse-drawn mussel shell/

With a babe on each side/

Who has nothing to hide/

And whose buttocks are shaped very well..///

But who is that geezer behind him ?/

Some merman who once maligned him ?/

He’s consigned to the “heck”/(!)

Of propelling that shell/

Where nobody will ever find him..///

A long time before we were born/

When shoes buckled, and breeches were worn/

In this Puritan land/

Copley got out of hand-/

It’s the birth of American “põrrn”

Bathroom makeover by Christina Hall.

It took me a half hour to get that last word past the nannybot. As you can see, the word “heck” has been substituted for the word that actually rhymes with “propel” and “shell” ..The situation who is this nannybot is getting out of hand!

Without nannybot I could have posted this at 7 a.m. !

Just grab ‘em by the sushi?

Is this Hugh Hefner in the afterlife? His “trident” of course has three tips — is that reward, or punishment?

“Yes, ladies, mine are this size!”

I am guessing that Poseidon won gold.

His bowling league looks more fun than the one my uncle was in.

I suppose if I’d passed a kidney stone that large, I’d make a big production of it too.

Brigham Young and wives ford the Colorado River on their way to Salt Lake City.

There goes that Neptune guy, horsing around again like he’s a god or something.

Poems are lame.

Apologies to Pearlie.

The centaur announces to fans Neptune is about to throw out the first ball.

Zeus get to turn himself into a swan or a bull and gets Leda and Europa. A couple of real babes! All I get to turn into is a frog! Look what I get!

Never really a bright one, Poseidon was surrounded by naked women and still was the only one playing with his ball.

The Return of Neptune: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Paintings by John Singleton Copley" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string DT201337, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting. Other versions has the strip coloration image.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2972 (August 4, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 14 works by him have been used here, mostly in 2012. The July 4, 2014, strip has the prior (the 21 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, and the line breaks removed, but perhaps the text remains informative).

Aquaman gets old and has his tats removed

I definitely like the uniforms…..

Nice to see naked people enjoying the swim.

Oh! Thank you for your help! I’m trying to give the horses their pill.

Poseidon throwing out the ball for the start of the 522 BCE Women’s World Beach Volleyball Championships.