Actually, a Mr. Goodbar can really cheer a person up.
Yes, bars are filled with happy people.
Alcoholism and sadness also come from a good bar.
don’t let him steal your joy Pig!
A man walked into a bar, it hit him on the forehead.
No happiness there!
Some bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve your kind here.” The bacteria reply “we’re not customers, we’re Staph.”
Pig + baseball bat = no rat
Good humor ice cream bar.
Bars are full of drunks and then they get in their cars and drive.
Mr. Good Bar.
He wouldn’t be able to do that if you were to leave no room on your signs for him to do that.
There are people at the bar of the Mexican restaurant I go to for lunch. They are drinking…at 11:30 am…on a weekday. I don’t know whether to pity them or be jealous.
He’s kinda right, having a good lawyer can make you quite happy.
Just ask Toby Keith – I Love This Bar.
Nobody ever said, “It was a good thing when dad started drinking.”
Trump rat and his marker!
Candy bar?
He’s not wrong.
I once walked into a bar. I got a bruise on my forehead.
I’m thinking Almond Joy.
I asked a bartender for change, he said change comes from within.
I said yeah, within the cash drawer.
Delusional Rat…..Pig is such a wuss
“A horse walked into a bar. The Bartender said : “Hey, why the Long Face?”"
“Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week…be sure to tip your server!”
Either write bigger, of use a smaller sign.
I got banned from a local bar for reasons I cannot explain, so happiness ain’t coming to me anytime soon.
Works for Temporary Pleasure only and even then, it’s at best only a 50/50 shot….
Does Rat just not understand, or is he just intentionally doing this to mess with Pig?
A well known prizefighter walks into a bar.
A customer yells—“You’re a bum.I’ve seen you fight three times and never win!”
The fighter says—“Well,you’re going to see me win one today,buddy!”
No, Mr. Goodbar.
Good bars have always made me happy. I have some very fond memories of a few old favorites. Unfortunately, recently I mostly just find mediocre ones.
He’s not wrong…
how about A Mr. Goodbar?
In my drinking days that was the right slogan!
The bad part is waking up the next morning so hung over that your HAIR hurts…
A good bar of what? Lead? Ain’t liquor, those are the bars you drown sorrows in and wish you were happy. Happy hour’s a con.
Strictly speaking, it comes from within
via your brain’s production of dopamine
and pretty sure it’s meant to be the icing on the cake, not the cake.
Too expensive.
Rat really set A GOOD BAR low.
You live with him, Pig. You should know by now that Rat is always contrarian or curmudgeonly….
Like a bar of dark chocolate?
Chocolate or with caramel and peanuts?
Happiness comes within the banning of tiktok
Just don’t leave any space on the sign for him to write on.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Actually, a Mr. Goodbar can really cheer a person up.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Yes, bars are filled with happy people.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Alcoholism and sadness also come from a good bar.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
don’t let him steal your joy Pig!
Sanspareil over 1 year ago
A man walked into a bar, it hit him on the forehead.
No happiness there!
old_geek over 1 year ago
Some bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve your kind here.” The bacteria reply “we’re not customers, we’re Staph.”
tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pig + baseball bat = no rat
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
Good humor ice cream bar.
stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago
Bars are full of drunks and then they get in their cars and drive.
Kurtass Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mr. Good Bar.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 1 year ago
He wouldn’t be able to do that if you were to leave no room on your signs for him to do that.
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
There are people at the bar of the Mexican restaurant I go to for lunch. They are drinking…at 11:30 am…on a weekday. I don’t know whether to pity them or be jealous.
alien011 over 1 year ago
He’s kinda right, having a good lawyer can make you quite happy.
Geophyzz over 1 year ago
Just ask Toby Keith – I Love This Bar.
Jimvideo over 1 year ago
Nobody ever said, “It was a good thing when dad started drinking.”
Lizi over 1 year ago
Trump rat and his marker!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Candy bar?
lunapeachie over 1 year ago
He’s not wrong.
Stocky One over 1 year ago
I once walked into a bar. I got a bruise on my forehead.
ChristineMurphy over 1 year ago
I’m thinking Almond Joy.
pontiac59 over 1 year ago
I asked a bartender for change, he said change comes from within.
I said yeah, within the cash drawer.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Delusional Rat…..Pig is such a wuss
Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago
“A horse walked into a bar. The Bartender said : “Hey, why the Long Face?”"
“Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week…be sure to tip your server!”
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Either write bigger, of use a smaller sign.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
I got banned from a local bar for reasons I cannot explain, so happiness ain’t coming to me anytime soon.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Works for Temporary Pleasure only and even then, it’s at best only a 50/50 shot….
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
Does Rat just not understand, or is he just intentionally doing this to mess with Pig?
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
A well known prizefighter walks into a bar.
A customer yells—“You’re a bum.I’ve seen you fight three times and never win!”
The fighter says—“Well,you’re going to see me win one today,buddy!”
candor1230 over 1 year ago
No, Mr. Goodbar.
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
Good bars have always made me happy. I have some very fond memories of a few old favorites. Unfortunately, recently I mostly just find mediocre ones.
SofaKing over 1 year ago
He’s not wrong…
susanj77 over 1 year ago
how about A Mr. Goodbar?
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
In my drinking days that was the right slogan!
Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago
The bad part is waking up the next morning so hung over that your HAIR hurts…
knight1192a over 1 year ago
A good bar of what? Lead? Ain’t liquor, those are the bars you drown sorrows in and wish you were happy. Happy hour’s a con.
franki_g over 1 year ago
Strictly speaking, it comes from within
via your brain’s production of dopamine
and pretty sure it’s meant to be the icing on the cake, not the cake.
Malph over 1 year ago
Too expensive.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Rat really set A GOOD BAR low.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
You live with him, Pig. You should know by now that Rat is always contrarian or curmudgeonly….
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Like a bar of dark chocolate?
unfair.de over 1 year ago
Chocolate or with caramel and peanuts?
Ed over 1 year ago
Happiness comes within the banning of tiktok
Da Cat Guy about 1 year ago
Just don’t leave any space on the sign for him to write on.