Only the gray union flannel shirt is made in the “sanitary” portion of the factory, which is near the bathrooms. Employees not in that section are required to use buckets. Do they like it that way? No. Not at first. But they LEARNED to like it that way, if they wanted to remain employed, just like . . . Amazon?
Back in the 50s clothing sizes for heavy boys were called “Husky,” and the corresponding girl’s sizes were called “Chubby.” Ah, the insensitivity of the “good old days…” Glad they’re GONE!
Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Feuilles d’érable Canadiens spéciaux. (Pardon my French.)
3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago
…it maybe a sanitary factory…
…but it’s prices are insane…
…I slept in a nightshirt for years…
…used to stand over a heating vent…
…and entertain the wife…
…are you really big boned?…
…or just glad to see me?…
…I wear one size fits all…
…because doesn’t matter…
…the funniest part is…
…“combined with these values…
…we pay shipping on ten dollar orders”…
…and nothing adds up to exactly ten dollars…
…Ha! The jokes on you…
…you deny global warming…
…so there will still be plenty of us snowflakes…
…actually…
…lakes like the Great Lakes will no longer freeze over…
…leading to winter long ‘lake effect’ snow…
…there will be more snow than ever in these climates…
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Neglige and bodies shirts?!” Aw, c’mon. Just cross-dress already with your negligée and bodice!!
El-Kabong almost 2 years ago
If you tell someone President Nixon opened a Big & Tall Man’s clothing store after he left office they will believe you.
ransomknotts almost 2 years ago
I shop at puny and short stores.
ransomknotts almost 2 years ago
Under Mr. Snowflake it says “Will give slendid service.” Must you publicly pimp out yourself, sir?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So come on down to Stout and Bangers!
Where people with special requirements pay special prices!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
Blitz, Blitz, it’s ballroom blitz..
Blitzard, Blitzard, it’s a snowball, Blitzard..
PDawg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Hey, It’s me! I’m famous!
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
Back when William Howard Taft was Mr. America.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
I think I went to school with that snowflake.
Is this one of the first ads put out by the Froglandia Bathmat Factory?
In business since 1899, they still continue with their great assessments of their unique products!
Shop today!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Eaton’s sells all sorts of stuff.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
All Eaton’s Stout Men’s nightwear is designed to withstand a force equal to 68,000 Newtons per hurl!
(ideal for overnight camping in a brachiosaurus puke crater!)
Plods with ...™ almost 2 years ago
Someone’s been drinking too much stout
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Catalogue pages such as this were put to better use in outhouses …!
( cheers for Sears )
Linguist almost 2 years ago
I’m not fat – I’m fluffy!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Only the gray union flannel shirt is made in the “sanitary” portion of the factory, which is near the bathrooms. Employees not in that section are required to use buckets. Do they like it that way? No. Not at first. But they LEARNED to like it that way, if they wanted to remain employed, just like . . . Amazon?
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
When I was a kid jeans for boys came in slim, regular, and husky.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
Take off you hoser!
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
And if you’re a non-“special snowflake” you can just call them fat-sized, ‘cause that’s your size. Or, even better non-PC, whatta buncha lardos….
Spooky D Cat almost 2 years ago
Back in the 50s clothing sizes for heavy boys were called “Husky,” and the corresponding girl’s sizes were called “Chubby.” Ah, the insensitivity of the “good old days…” Glad they’re GONE!