…it maybe a sanitary factory…
…but it’s prices are insane…
…I slept in a nightshirt for years…
…used to stand over a heating vent…
…and entertain the wife…
…are you really big boned?…
…or just glad to see me?…
…I wear one size fits all…
…because doesn’t matter…
…the funniest part is…
…“combined with these values…
…we pay shipping on ten dollar orders”…
…and nothing adds up to exactly ten dollars…
…Ha! The jokes on you…
…you deny global warming…
…so there will still be plenty of us snowflakes…
…actually…
…lakes like the Great Lakes will no longer freeze over…
…leading to winter long ‘lake effect’ snow…
…there will be more snow than ever in these climates…
…it maybe a sanitary factory…
…but it’s prices are insane…
…I slept in a nightshirt for years…
…used to stand over a heating vent…
…and entertain the wife…
…are you really big boned?…
…or just glad to see me?…
…I wear one size fits all…
…because doesn’t matter…
…the funniest part is…
…“combined with these values…
…we pay shipping on ten dollar orders”…
…and nothing adds up to exactly ten dollars…
…Ha! The jokes on you…
…you deny global warming…
…so there will still be plenty of us snowflakes…
…actually…
…lakes like the Great Lakes will no longer freeze over…
…leading to winter long ‘lake effect’ snow…
…there will be more snow than ever in these climates…