Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 13, 2022

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It’s great to see Mrs. Horner again. Bernice looks like she’s about to pass out. LOL

Dat look on Nil’s face doe. . . .

I think this is the first time we have seen Mrs. Horner since she moved into the senior housing complex (along with the cat Frank was allergic to) and her house became occupied by Brad, Toni and T.J.

Well Hello, it’s Mrs. Horner!

LONG time No See!

Mrs. Horner was a much-needed source of reasoning and common sense back in the day.

And contrary to (un)popular opinion, she hasn’t Died, as some naysayers have maintained.

First Ben York, and now Mrs. Horner. This pretty shoots down the notion that characters “disappear down the memory hole” FOREVER.

So fans of Delta should be of good cheer.

And enemies of Ann Eiffel should be afraid.

They should be VERY afraid.

Miss Horner!!! (Remember that Luann assumed she was a Misses, but Miss Horner was a life long field player and single.)

To me this should have been Monday’s strip, not Wednesday’s. The week;s half gone already and only now something has happened. What kind of plot can Greg develop in just three days left to the week?

OK, we’ve gone through all this to bring back the Miss Horner character. Now, what are GnK going to do w/her?

Mrs. Horner? I have not been missing her. Now I know for certain that Evans is on a “revive all my worst characters” parade. Aaron Hill, can you be far after?

Miss Horner? I have not been missing her. Now I know for certain that Evans is on a “revive all my worst characters” parade. Aaron Hill, can you be far after?

Oh yeah, Bern getting excited by the thought of getting caught, I told you, getting her freak on.

Wow, cut down in mid pucker. Bernice is looking like an anteater.

Looks more like a lingus potatorus. Or an immature Pucker uppus.

Beauty Queen of Aberdeen, 1946 strikes again!

Mrs. Horner were have you been for the past decade.

His face in the last panel looks weird and hilarious.

Tomorrow – Maybe something funny…

A peeping Gram…another first!

Well, well,.wacky wisdom is on it’s way. Interesting as Luann got her dose in the just concluded set of panels. I think that story arc has a way to go, as does this one.

Hmm, a bird-brain bird watcher!!

Ver-r-ry interesting (RIP, Arte Johnson)!!

Still alive, Mrs Horner? Yep. Genus Lovebirds. Remember her, Bernice?

In panels 2 and 3 it doesn’t appear Bernice cares anymore about being caught. Or could be she’s just trying to find Nil’s other eye?

Looks like someone just Hornered in and spotted two dodo birds.

Bernice doesn’t really care if someone see them, or she’s too focused on feeling her physical / spiritual connection with Nil to care. Until it was too late! Mrs. Horner was the last person I thought they would meet. She looks happy and energetic as ever and really amused to see Bernice so in love ♡. Maybe she might be able to give her some good advice on how to manage her emotions, or how to find more private places.

Still noting for me. What happened between Bernice and

Nil seems more worried now than Miss Nymphomaniac Bernice. Is Mrs Horner his grandmother?

Don’t worry folks! We’ve only got three more days of this to go..

This may get interesting after all. And that lady looks kind of familiar … ????

“Oh, look! It’s a Yellow Breasted Buttinski!”

What Bernice and Nil have is beautiful and Ms. Horner can’t destroy it.

It’s a sin not to enjoy, " UTE ". when in it !

Ah, the plot thins.

This is April in southern California, but they’re dressed for winter.

blank pages

The look on Nil’s face in the last panel…

Uh… I think you two are pretty safe.

Old lady – “Don’t mind me, just carry on.”

Who knew? Despite her wanting to keep things with Nil on the down low, Bernice CAN act like a normal young woman, who just might be in love.

Genus Lovebirdicus. THAT is hysterical!!

Oh good! Maybe Mrs. Horner can talk some sense into Bernice.

IT’S WORKING!

Definitely had to laugh at this one as I was that lady just 2 days ago. Was birding at a wildlife refuge when one of my stops at an overlook was thwarted by a couple being there necking. That quip would’ve been perfect, will try to remember it for next time.

Bernice seems to be in permanent pucker mode. Her hormones are a-raging. What a love match and who would’ve guessed: the avant garde artist and the psychologist.

Well now Nil is just egging Bernice on. He’s gotten wise to how exhibitionism turns her on. Only problem is this time there really was a person coming.

They are out in PUBLIC. What do they expect? Of course people will be walking nearby. Such idiots!

Bernice keeps kissing Nil the whole time. Obviously she IS turned on by being caught.

As, a love bird watcher!

Shoot me now, shoot me now.

no privacy — prih-vah-see; trying to phonetically spell the British pronunciation — whatsoever

Is that Mrs.Horner.I kept hearing she’d passed away?

relax,Beatrice.The old gal’s seen everything by now.

From the Superfamily Mesohornious

You never know what you may find while bird watching. What Ms. Horner found would be far more interesting that your routine bird watching.

Not genius ones though…..

I can’t recall if Miss Horner has ever met Bernice. I don’t think Luann ever took her by, and I don’t think she helped move her. I guess we’ll find out!

Here’s a complaint. There are 70+ responses to the first comment. I respond to the first comment, and then someone sends me a response. I see in notifications that I have a response. I click the notice and it takes me to—the cartoon itself. Well, duh! I’m supposed to search through everything that’s written to see someone’s response to what I said? It didn’t used to be like that.

Trees look like computer generated military camouflage.

Ugh, all the people here claiming Bernice is “in love” seem to have forgotten how they made the same claims about her with Piro. Remember him? Bernice sure doesn’t. So can we stop saying these characters are in love every time they get a tingle in their nether regions?

More like Hornius Shagnificus.

Since everyone in Pitts either knows or is related to each other I wonder whether Mrs. Horner will wind up being Nil’s great aunt?

Genus Agapornis !

I remember during the beauty pageant arc where Miss Horner threatens to “whip [Tiffany’s] bootie.” Fortunately for Nil and Bernice she seems approving this time!

Fond memories.

Of years back?

Of yesterday?

Of this morning?

Bernice is really into it…

Horner haunts hot-and-heavy hiders!

Bird-watching love-birds….