Don’t worries Pig. Me will gives you company. Just come over at dinner time. Er…uh…make that around 6 to 8 hours before dinner time so that…er…we can get lotsa more time together while the..er…cooking goes on. Say, what is you weights anyways, Pig?
The trouble is, Pig has many, many friends. Half the new characters in Pearls are introduced as Pig’s friends. He’s friendly with Goat and Zebra, of course. Granted, many people he knows suddenly vanish into the ether without explanation (the orca, Wee Bear, Andy the dog, Toby the Agoraphobic Turtle, etc.).
I know how you feel Pig. A hug would be amazing. People are too much to themselves today and nobody wants to be social unless it is on a computer. Maybe our computers and cellular phones need to be taken away from us so we can have social interaction skills again. And more hugs!!
Remember that time Stephen got stuck out of the country when the country got shut down for covid, and then he couldn’t stop writing about covid related story lines? Yeah I remember that
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
This is why people move to Wyoming and Montana, where your closest neighbor is miles away.
Caldonia about 2 years ago
Talking to your neighbor? You must be mad!
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
or you could show care to your neighbors and they would naturally be less lonely!
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
Sing along with Basil: “Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name?”
TaliesinWI about 2 years ago
Fewer.
NavalHistorian about 2 years ago
Clearly, this is why Stephan needed to get out of the house and tour.
raindog2112 about 2 years ago
*Fewer. c’mon, Stephan!
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
Sadly, there are times when I know exactly how pig feels.
Doug K about 2 years ago
Have YOU hugged a pig today?
smartty cat about 2 years ago
I want my hug from Brad Pitt
gbars70 about 2 years ago
I guess looking to rat for a hug was out of the question.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 years ago
The realtor said nothing about needy talking pigs!!!
iggyman about 2 years ago
Don’t push it Pig!
Gent about 2 years ago
Don’t worries Pig. Me will gives you company. Just come over at dinner time. Er…uh…make that around 6 to 8 hours before dinner time so that…er…we can get lotsa more time together while the..er…cooking goes on. Say, what is you weights anyways, Pig?
Carl Fink Premium Member about 2 years ago
The trouble is, Pig has many, many friends. Half the new characters in Pearls are introduced as Pig’s friends. He’s friendly with Goat and Zebra, of course. Granted, many people he knows suddenly vanish into the ether without explanation (the orca, Wee Bear, Andy the dog, Toby the Agoraphobic Turtle, etc.).
dlkrueger33 about 2 years ago
That’s why I am on Facebook. That’s as much socialization as I can handle. And I stay away from germs, too. LOL
bignatefantic2.0 about 2 years ago
The neighborhood I live in isn’t that neighborly
rdav1248961 Premium Member about 2 years ago
{{{HUG}}}
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
PCSD … Post Covid Stress Disorder© The Count LLC. You heard it here first, Fochi.
SALUDADOG about 2 years ago
Pig needs to iron his right ear
Queen of America about 2 years ago
Or, you need FEWER lonely neighbors.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Pig can still hang out with Zebra, Goat, Guard Duck and Snuffles.
F-Flash about 2 years ago
Speaking of friends, is Little Guard Duck in Ukraine?
Croc Holliday about 2 years ago
Fewer, not less, lonely neighbors.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Don’t touch me…I don’t want PIG cooteys
SheMc about 2 years ago
AAAwww that’s too bad :(
wongo about 2 years ago
Who would hug a pig?
Baucuva about 2 years ago
My neighbor has a friendly cat that comes over for a scratch on the head occasionally.
Call me Ishmael about 2 years ago
“Eleanor Pigby” ?
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
This must be what life with Rat at a roommate is like.
I'm Sad about 2 years ago
I know how you feel Pig. A hug would be amazing. People are too much to themselves today and nobody wants to be social unless it is on a computer. Maybe our computers and cellular phones need to be taken away from us so we can have social interaction skills again. And more hugs!!
Donald Basenberg about 2 years ago
Knock on my door, Pig. I want to hug you.
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Come on over anytime Pig. Good talking, some coffee and definitely a hug….
Wirepuncher about 2 years ago
Is Pig trying to hog all of the hugs?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 years ago
You’d be less lonely as bacon in a frying pan with eggs.
Shitbox Dodge about 2 years ago
:heart:
stamps about 2 years ago
A hug? That would really be pushing your luck.
Richard Perry about 2 years ago
The best way to fight loneliness is to join a homebrew club.
Bilan about 2 years ago
As Robin Williams said, The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone
Eric S about 2 years ago
Remember that time Stephen got stuck out of the country when the country got shut down for covid, and then he couldn’t stop writing about covid related story lines? Yeah I remember that
Ermine Notyours about 2 years ago
No hug, but how about a Pig in a blanket?
Buoy about 2 years ago
Oy
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
You had your “small interaction.” Do not press your luck, Pig. We have a roasting pit in our backyard, and swine-on-a-spit might be tasty….
DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago
C’mere, Pig, bring it in…
WDD about 2 years ago
I’m reminded of the sheep who was infatuated with Pig. Unfortunately Officer Potus fell on her.
locake about 2 years ago
I try to avoid my neighbors all the time. I enjoy my own company and never feel lonely. Sad that some people do not enjoy their own company.