This sounds fishy to me!!! It had to be that darn cat….always playing in the fishbowl! Once his paws hit the water….. Then he couldn’t make it to his litter box and he….well, you know! I hated that plaid sham anyways….good riddance ….
Can’t or won’t put my finger on it, but there’s something fishy about this ’toon. But we Froglandians must feel compassion for the incontinent rather than berating and embarrassing them, right? The sham can be laundered, especially with Bath Mat Actionated Sudzy Stuff, the best detergent around (pick it up at the Bath Mat Factory store, natch)….
painedsmile over 2 years ago
I peed on the paisley pillow sham. I did not—I repeat—I did NOT pee on the plaid pillow sham. Peeing on plaid is just uncouth.
Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago
I fish I knew. Isn’t it the lookdown’s job to spot the culprit, as the only member of this duo with eyes?
painedsmile over 2 years ago
Like Mr. Limpet, he lost his glasses. There is not lookout on duty today.
painedsmile over 2 years ago
I didn’t solve the WORDLE puzzle in six guesses. In a rage, I have decided to pee on the plaid pillow sham after all.
painedsmile over 2 years ago
What’s the difference between a big pillow and a sham?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 2 years ago
This term ‘pillow sham’ is a sham in itself. Is it what it is purported to be? To call a protective part of extra pillows a sham is a shame.
The Old Wolf over 2 years ago
Doubtless my cat who has been puking on everything in sight.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 2 years ago
Peter Peeper turned purple when he peeped the perp peeing on the plaid pillow sham.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…The (pillow) case of the plaid (pillow) sham…
…and something is fishy about this sham case…
…first, usually a sham opens in the back…
…but in this case it opens from the side…
…let us side bar…
… in this case the case is a sham …
…so the sham really is a sham in this case…
…usually I just mind my P’s & Q’s…
…but there is no time for the usual Q & A…
…because the culprit just peed on this case…
…I mean this sham…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
This case of plaid pillow sham being peed on will not rest untill the culprit and case is laid too rest.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Why? Was there another one requiring treatment?
ransomknotts over 2 years ago
bead, cede, deed, feed, he’d, heed, knead, mead, knead, need, peed, read, reed, seed, teed, we’d, weed.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Bailiff bail me out, bail set at whack his pee pee and spank his bun.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Someone wanting to mark their territory, obviously.
descabro over 2 years ago
Who wouldn’t?
coltish1 over 2 years ago
This is not a question you can ask in company and expect a rapid answer.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
This sounds fishy to me!!! It had to be that darn cat….always playing in the fishbowl! Once his paws hit the water….. Then he couldn’t make it to his litter box and he….well, you know! I hated that plaid sham anyways….good riddance ….
Linguist over 2 years ago
Peeing on Paisley is prohibited in Punjab and pissing on plaid is proscribed in Perth!
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Who can pee a pillow
underneath the sea
sell a bunch of lies
and spread disease
The Pillow Man
The Pillow Man can
cause he takes a bunch of lies
and makes the world misunderstood
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Eric Clapton has gone all cheesy.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Re: The Flog
Got it in 5 (She wins … again)
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Haiku time:
When you gotta go
And you let loose on the sham
You have a problem …!
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
A great deal of our water comes from areas where fish live and excrete.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Substitute “ate” for “peed” and “homework” for “plaid pillow sham” and the answer is … The dog.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Sham-Wow! I feel some fish slapping coming on.
El-Kabong over 2 years ago
Ish Kabibble aka Fish Kapiddle.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
I’m sure it’s a mere coincidence that plaid rhymes with Vlad. You didn’t hear it from me, but I heard he has Leaky Leg Syndrome.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Can’t or won’t put my finger on it, but there’s something fishy about this ’toon. But we Froglandians must feel compassion for the incontinent rather than berating and embarrassing them, right? The sham can be laundered, especially with Bath Mat Actionated Sudzy Stuff, the best detergent around (pick it up at the Bath Mat Factory store, natch)….
charles9156 over 2 years ago
good question. was it.. you??