I worked on a project restoring 2 crystal ballroom chandeliers. They’re quite heavy. Steel frame covered with gold leaf, loads of glass crystals and a crystal ball hanging from the bottom. Both are hung with steel cable attached to a winch…
I read a story about someone who bought a crystal ball at an antique store, and the shop owner warned him to keep it covered with a cloth. The buyer said something snarky about seeing the future or monsters coming through. No, sunlight through it can cause a fire. I once saw a glove start to smolder when sunlight was pouring through a glass bottle full of water so I can readily believe it.
True story: My parents were friends with a couple with the last name of ‘Lear’. This couple had a daughter (if still alive, she’d be about my age)-first name Crystal, middle name Shonda……
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Use a Magic 8 Ball — they are more accurate.
Gent over 2 years ago
Maybe they is salt crystals on bacon or pork.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago
Billy Crystal
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
at least it’s not — dare I say it? —methamphetamines
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
Are they bringing back Crystal Pepsi?
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Pig, today has its own troubles, don’t try to see the future…
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pig crushed by a chandelier? That would be a misfortune.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago
And I thought life for Pig wouldn’t be no crystal stair!
Algolei I over 2 years ago
More likely he’s about to be hit in the eye with a crystal ball.
iggyman over 2 years ago
Tommy James’ “Crystal Blue Persuasion”? !
c001 over 2 years ago
Maybe he should use a golden ball
kgs over 2 years ago
Why couldn’t the fortune teller have children? Because her husband had crystal balls…
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oooooo… his future is crystal clear. That’s more than most of us can say.
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
Just leave it be and go have a ball, Pig!
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
Doesn’t news and social media tell us what to do next?
RobinHood over 2 years ago
But Crystal is cute and nice, I dated her in high school.
Imagine over 2 years ago
Is this the Crystal Method? (Great music, by the way).
MS72 over 2 years ago
I worked on a project restoring 2 crystal ballroom chandeliers. They’re quite heavy. Steel frame covered with gold leaf, loads of glass crystals and a crystal ball hanging from the bottom. Both are hung with steel cable attached to a winch…
kartis over 2 years ago
Oh no, not Crystal! She’ll crush you.
DM2860 over 2 years ago
I think your future will be as a ham sandwich
Mentor397 over 2 years ago
If Pastis can make a pun out of it, it’s likely.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Since Stephan ’ loves’ grammar Nazis from Pa, the correct phrase is ‘Try TO do’ something. My work here is done. I’ll go quietly now.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
I’d recommend a Magic 8 Ball.
F-Flash over 2 years ago
When the new wears off my crystal Chandelier, Thank you Charlie Pride.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
He doesn’t see his reflection? Scooby and Shaggy did it better
marilynnbyerly over 2 years ago
I read a story about someone who bought a crystal ball at an antique store, and the shop owner warned him to keep it covered with a cloth. The buyer said something snarky about seeing the future or monsters coming through. No, sunlight through it can cause a fire. I once saw a glove start to smolder when sunlight was pouring through a glass bottle full of water so I can readily believe it.
Croc Holliday over 2 years ago
Sadly, people really do go to “fortune tellers” and “tarot readers” and all other such nonsense. SMH
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Reality never was handed out to PIG and RAT! They slept in that morning!
skildude over 2 years ago
Sooo his future is crystal clear.
DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ (NOT THE REAL ONE) over 2 years ago
8/10
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Why does he need help? Pig’s answer makes perfect sense to me.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Allow me to gaze into my magic trinket
That’s just a bowl of water!
So go ahead and trinket.
triathlete1066 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Funny, that’s the same thing Walter White saw.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yeah, I’ll believe this when pigs can scry.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pig probably would not enjoy seeing “The Phantom of the Opera”.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Life is like a toy balloon
You start it out by reaching for the moon
You huff,you puff,you think you’ve won the race
Then….BOOM!!
The Whole thing blows up in your face!
ROCK BOTTOM
knight1192a over 2 years ago
A lot goes into using a crystal ball despite what you may see the fakes doing. Which is why I don’t use one.
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
Maybe Pig’s future is not what it used to be.
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
That;s a shame. Crystal is a pretty girl but her sister is even prettier.
RWill over 2 years ago
You didn’t roast Pig for “to try and”? You’re slipping, Rat.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Another episode of Pig taking things literally.
LilPeruna over 2 years ago
True story: My parents were friends with a couple with the last name of ‘Lear’. This couple had a daughter (if still alive, she’d be about my age)-first name Crystal, middle name Shonda……
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Pig is very literal-minded. But that’s not all bad….
bunrabbit99 over 2 years ago
so it’s…crystal clear!
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
“What do you see in this Rorschach test?” “Ummm… an ink blot?”
alikgator over 2 years ago
Wi fi must be down..