Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 25, 2022

Oh, peas!

That’s one nasty looking Entree.

Now he’ll get his just desserts!

After the Po Po arrest you and take you to jail, that’s all you’re gonna get to eat from now on.

Is he armed with a runcible spoon?

I never sausage tough gravy!

Man, it looks like our two would-be heroes both lost control of at least one sphincter only moments ago.

And how is that mask hiding the plate’s identity?

This made me snort.

… and then the thief’s partner showed up beside him and they both escaped – the dish ran away with the spoon.

Fork over the loot!

The spoon is driving the getaway drainer rack…

Once in custody, the two go into their well rehearsed good calorie, bad calorie routine.

The Masked Plate is foiled again!

And so, the diabolically devilish scheme of Dish Dastardly was foiled again!

They got nothing on him, he’s clean.

cap looks like a melted poop emoji

looks more like Captain Vomit….

And in a pinch, they can also call on Mac the Knife.

Irish stew in the name of the law.

I eat my peas with honey / I’ve done it all my life / It makes the peas taste funny / but it keeps them on the…plate? (Oh, dear, he pea’d on the floor….)

I wouldn’t worry about the side dish, he looks like the peas full type.

Gravy with fries…Captain Poutine.

Oh, for peas sakes…..run

Looks more like uncooked chocolate cookie dough

Where did the entre’ come from? Looks like something the dog threw up.

Depicting the perp as a hard boiled (y)egg would have been funnier. It’s funny as it is, but…

That must not be the good china.