Sure, blame it on the snake. It’s always someone else’s fault. “Eve said to.” Stop it. It’s “the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good & evil,” so you know you did it. Snakes & cats were revered by ancient shamans for keeping down vermin. Then new gods said old gods were naughty. Stop it.
pearlsbs over 2 years ago
He’s never had Carpal tunnel syndrome, either.
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
Snake, you are not responsible for things your ancestors did.
Doug K over 2 years ago
This usually goes the other way, but … “It’s a curse … and a blessing.”
ChukLitl Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sure, blame it on the snake. It’s always someone else’s fault. “Eve said to.” Stop it. It’s “the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good & evil,” so you know you did it. Snakes & cats were revered by ancient shamans for keeping down vermin. Then new gods said old gods were naughty. Stop it.
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Argyle Sweater” uses the word reviled today. Coincidence? Of course it is.
https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2021/11/06
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
The poor snake just can’t take a joke. But then he doesn’t have a leg you can pull either.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
But how about callouses on the belly?
rshive over 2 years ago
How do we know “the thing” involved an apple?
mindjob over 2 years ago
Plus, he was the inspiration for slinky
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
In other words, sheer jealousy.
JohnCL over 2 years ago
So, not a boa constrictor.
dflak over 2 years ago
Somebody had to take the rap. A good lawyer would have claimed that he was framed.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
He could bring a class action suit but no lawyer will touch him.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nothing good about snakes. Where is the big chick with the bat?
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
And he has never shaken hands with Joe Biden after he coughs a loogie into it.
wongo over 2 years ago
Although, he has had a “hangtail”.
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
Snakes and spiders need a new PR agency.
1953Baby over 2 years ago
Snakes. like bats. get a bad, totally undeserved, rep. . .
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
Life can be tough on snakes. For one thing, most snakes only have one functioning lung. There’s not room for two.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Be thankful who you are and not Who you could have been.
Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago
His whole body is a tunnel.
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
No hangnail, but he sheds his entire skin. Yearly? I don’t remember how often.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
They slithered through our lawn when I was a boy … and ’WACK!!!" They should have stayed still.
writerofstories over 2 years ago
I personally envy him regarding no CTS!!
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
It is all just a fairie story.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 2 years ago
Count your blessings where you find them.
qmwnebrvt over 2 years ago
It wasn’t an apple
JenSolo02 over 2 years ago
Snakes hold a very important place in any ecosystem they are part of… ;-)
eric.franz.petras over 2 years ago
Panel 2: Which never happened.
MCProfessor over 2 years ago
“…on thy belly shall thou crawl and dust shall thou eat…”