Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 03, 2021

Jason, here’s a hint: “Don’t mess with Baba Mouse!” I don’t care if you are Blue Jays, don’t do it!

Ah, common ground.

Leave it to Baba Mouse to straighten out the Jasons!

Baba Mouse and her “Gits”. She’ll tell those Jays where to go.

And a Baba Mouse POOF! Where can we go from here but the dreaded Broom of SWAT?!?!

Considering the comments from the last couple of days on what cats do to bluejays, they’ll be lucky to get out of there with their tailfeathers intact, let alone the rest of them.

I didn’t see Jason in the tree until I read it a second time.

Wow, I got it right. But this was way too big for Tommy or the animals at the farm. Baba Mouse rules!

“Come on Jason, we’ll continue this discussion over there.”

Baba Mouse, the best grumpy old lady in history.

Well, that’s another difference between Baba Mouse and my family’s similar vintage Chessie (other than Mouse no longer aging and all…). Chessie was unable to scare the blue jays off after she hit Old Lady Cat status.

“OK, rude” Jason, you cannot talk about rude!

Jason in the tree was smart enough to leave.

Have we had an update on @GSD Mom?

Baba Mouse is just who I want to be when I’m grown up. Since I am 72 now, it can’t be long. Seems a satisfying solution. Try polite then proofing loose it when I’ve fails.

Oooooooh! They done ticked off Baba Mouse!

They in trouble!

She’s not being rude. I believe she’s using the American version of ‘git’ here.

I haven’t heard the term “pipe down” in awhile.

♪♫ Should I stay, or should I go now? ♪♫

Go now, or face certain doom.

GSD Mom, are you okay?

YIKES is right! No one can withstand the force of a Baba Mouse Poof!

They are lucky to be uninjured. A massive poof is not to be ignored.

Unlike Jason and Jason, Jason seems rather polite.

BREAKING JASON NEWS! JASON ARGUMENT INTERUPTED BY RUDE, ELDERLY, CAT! FILM AT 11!

Finally, some cattitude!!!

Oh, Baba. Sometimes nothing less than a GIT!! will do.

The Jason in the tree was smart enough to, Git!

Jim Croce: You Don’t Mess Around With Jim

Uptown got it’s book store

The barn has its AV Cat

The Big Pink House has a lovely bird bath

Where the birds come and sing and cat

Yeah, the birds come around from throughout the town

But those jays can be mighty rude

And when Jason and Jason get together some times

They can talk and they act real crude, just because

But they say

…….

You don’t make any Meezer poof,

You don’t steal Bea’s books,

You don’t leave a plant on the shelf next to Lupin,

And you don’t mess with Baba Mouse!

…….

Well one day Goldie was watching with the Boys

And at the bath were a couple of jays,

And there Jason saw his nemesis Jason

And he said “I’ll have my say”

I know you’ve been messing with Jason,

In a business deal gone astray

Last week you took all my money

And it may sound funny

But I know Jason’s hiding out back,

And everybody say guy don’t you know

…….

You don’t make any Meezer poof,

You don’t steal Bea’s books,

You don’t leave a plant on the shelf next to Lupin,

And you don’t mess with Baba Mouse!

…….

Well the jays kept on fighting at the bird bath,

And the language, kittens shouldn’t hear

And soon we found Baba Mouse came around

And she made everything very clear,

It was time for the argument to end

And away the Jasons all should flit,

But you knew it was time,

For Jason to fly

When Baba Mouse shouted “Git!”

And we all know:

…….

You don’t make any Meezer poof,

You don’t steal Bea’s books,

You don’t leave a plant on the shelf next to Lupin,

And you don’t mess with Baba Mouse!

OT: GSD Mom update

I once lived next door to a family that had a deaf cat. It would happily sit in the yard, while blue jays were squawking and mobbing over its head.

When Mamma aint happy, aint nobody happy.When Granmama aint happy, RUN

I can see how easy it is for jays to get to squabbling.

“I don’t want you around Jason.”

“You don’t want me around you?”

“No, not that Jason.”

“Which Jason don’t you want me around, then?”

“The Jason who’s trouble.”

“The Jason in that tree?”

“No, not that Jason…”

Like humans, they make lots of noise and then get upset when you tell them to shutup

Baba, you got to let me know.

Should I stay or should I go?

If you say that you are mad.

Then things for me will soon turn bad.

So you got to let me know.

Should I stay or should I go?

The Clash / Should I Stay or Should I Go / Topper Headon, Mick Jones, Paul Simonon, Joe Strummer

I was a teenager, in that stupor stage where all I wanted and needed was sleep, and had this ruckus going on in the tree right out my window. I finally lost it, and pulled a Baba Mouse, I threw open my 2nd story window and screamed at the top of my lungs into the backyard, and the whole block, “SHUUUUT UUP!!!!!” It worked, for about 20 minutes.

Don’t EVEN want to think about dealing with a poofed Baba Mouse. Scary. Lupin knows.

OT: gobsmacked!

Baba Mouse has no time for your shenanigans, Jason!

The dreaded Blue Jay on rye with chipotle mayo? (We might find them unpalatable but we’re talking cats here and Baba ain’t gonna back down from no Jay, no matter how far it can hit a baseball. )

First glimpse of Jason-in-the-Tree! You do NOT want Baba on your case!

Did Jason-in-the-Tree leave? Or is her/he just hidden behind Baba"s poof?!

Git while the gittin’s good.

hey look, its jason in the tree.

Baba Mouse … Reminds me of Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies !! … :)

Reminds me of that stupid Tostitos commercial where the two idiots are having a thought arguement over which should tell the guy he just dripped salsa on himself. And he ends up telling her she has something between her teeth Then when he leaves both call him rude for point that out. Yet they fail to acknowledge that they were looking to be “rude” first.

Local barn cat is a force of nature.

My dear buddy of nearly 13 years, Clayton, passed away in his sleep last night. He was about five years old when I got him and he had been a barn cat before then. The first summer I had him, when I had a back yard he could go into, he caught four mice and a mole. He was one of the most intelligent cats I’ve ever had. I got him at the same time as another cat, Roli Poli, who passed away at the end of March 2019. I was worried Clayton would miss him, but Clayton made it clear that he was happy to be an only cat. Right now, I’m working a lot of 12-hour shifts, so I won’t be getting another cat for a while. It wouldn’t be fair for the cat to have a new home with no one around. And Clayton is going to be a hard act to follow. Right now, I’m moving between acceptance and missing him greatly.

Go Baba Mouse!

As a Jason that hates blue Jays the idea that they’re all named Jason is bothering me more than it should

All of you people of the Orb are the best! You love each other, and love BCN! I rarely post, but enjoy following all of the comments. Thank you!

They had better fly away.