B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 03, 2021

Gives getting stoned a whole new meaning.

Kinda like what Carol Burnett said about childbirth “It’s like taking your lower lip and pulling it over your head”.

And you were?

“Man, that kidley stole was something else!”

“Don’t you mean ‘kidney stone’”?

“I said kidley stole, didl’t I?”

…Been wanting to post that for days.

It feels that big until it reaches the bladder.

There’s reality … and there’s perception.

Gives new meaning to the Stone Age…..

They lived in caves. People wouldn’t notice any extra stones laying around.

Sounds like a transplanted fishing story. All he has done is change the fish into a kidney stone. Next I expect, he will be telling how big a fight he had getting rid of it.

I thought mine was that big…and it was pretty small…lol…

When I had kidney stones doctors did several lithotripsies to break them up and remove them.

That was done with a laser going in through an existing orifice.

One kidney had a 13mm x 30mm stag horn stone. I slept though that procedure.

Well it felt that big , and hurt that big !!

Sounds more like a Kidney Boulder.

Looks like Mastroiani’s had a kidney stone and is passing it on to his readers

Kidney fish story?

Only fact check if you really care.

I passed a stone some years back. It made me miss a concert with my band. When it came out, it was not much bigger than a BB. This guy’s stone was huge.

Well, they’ll stone you when you’re trying to be so good Oh No!

They’ll stone you just like they said they would Ouch!

They’ll stone you when you’re trying to go home Oh Oh!

And they’ll stone you when you’re there all alone It Hurts!

But I would not feel so all alone Alone!

Everybody must “Not” get stoned

Kidney stones. So amusing.

It FELT that big but was like a grain of rice

My flank aches in commiseration.

Takes a real man to pee gravel.

I have had kidney stones. That’s about what it feels like.

I think he is just describing the pain. A woman once described having a baby as pushing a piano through a transom window. Granted it’s hyperbole but unless you have had the same experience let that person’s experience go unchallenged……

My mom also had a kidney stone. Not gonna lie, she felt like that too.

Are kidney stones a random thing that some people unfortunately get, or are they diet related. Yeah, I could have Googled it.

Or maybe he is just trying to fly?

I’d hate to see him pass it.

OK, boys, enough on this topic already!

That was about the size of mine. You don’t know as you weren’t there.

The only time I ever saw my husband in excruciating pain, was when he had a kidney stone. His knee replacement was a piece of cake compared to that.

All the men I have known who have had kidney stones will carry them around in their pockets in a small container and show them to anyone who can’t escape quickly enough. It’s amazing the detail they can use to describe the shape and all. Still, I am sure they hurt a lot!

Had one, the first pain was like somebody hit me with a baseball bat right across the kidneys ( going going gone ) than 3 days later passed a stone about the size of a small rice crispy but spikey, very spikey ! Passed blood for about a month, fortunately did not get a UT infection , fun times !

that kind of reminds me of “Diary of a wimpy kid”

About as big as that last fish he caught.

Considering how they come out, I expect they would feel like mountains. Very grateful I’ve never had one.