We used to have a cat that would pull up weeds from near the back fence and then play with them, roll on them, and generally act crazy.
We found out that we had a patch of catnip growing back there and our cat was an addict.
I suspect Rory has been in the Wacky Weed.
I was on a trip to India for 3 weeks.
I ONLY ate well cooked food and drank hot tea.
Drank from a water fountain at Seattle-Tacoma Airport and spent three days making love to my Dad’s toilet in Spokane before heading home to Ohio.
I had killed off all my normal intestinal flora while in India and had to establish a new batch. This was long before probiotics were known of or available over the counter.
Evian is naive spelled backwards.
Does that tell you anything about bottled water customers?
I thought it was Wingardium Leviosa.
I just paid $39.00 for about 13.5 gallons of gas.
Toeprints are just as good as fingerprints for forensic evidence in court.
Waldo is the human equivalent of X in algebra.
The last time the Thames river completely froze over was 1963.
Unfortunately Joe did get elected.
I’m surprised how few people know what OIC means.