Modern translation: “I was, like, all ‘Wanna go out?’, and she was, like, all ‘Sure!’”
He’ll give her the goods on his mom
My mom used to make us stay in bed the whole day, no TV, no toys, no going downstairs or outside, period, whether or not she thought we were faking. If it was real,that was the right thing to do. If we were faking, it was even more boring than school and we pretty quickly learned not to fake.
OK to clarify my meaning further, it’s basically Dungeons and Dragons to attract the Gen-X-ers with a lot of gratuitous sex thrown in to attract the Baby Boomers.
They were all part of the The Matrix Matrix
From mutton heads
Cue muted trumpet “waah waah”
“Dearest Mom, who is the most awesome mom in recorded history, to whom queens and princesses of right bow, might you grant the request of this lowly and undeserving servant to advance his paltry allowance?”
Seeing Lucy smile is kinda creepy
Kinda salty, don’t you think?