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When I was a freshman in college, the chemistry textbook was written by the professor. So if you couldn’t understand his babble in class, the book had exactly the same babble.
No, that’s with a BLACK Sharpie.
This sounds like a “Who’s on first” joke:
“I ate a crappie.”
“A crappy what?”
Ah, if only.
I started getting these calls when my current car was three months old, and they’re still going more than seven years later. Extended warranty telemarketers are one of the lowest forms of life on the planet.
I wear a watch. Ok, technically it’s a Fitbit, but it’s one with a watch face. A lot more convenient than pulling my phone out of my pocket to look at it.
Yeah, Calvin, call your Mom a “dame” and see how quickly you get grounded.
This way you can also avoid poking holes in yourself.
Did he rig it with a tuna sandwich?